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  • MissSarahKaitlin
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    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2008
    • 3

    #1

    Who Are We?

    The title of the post refers to Christians. I looked around on the Landover website for awhile and found nothing to be proud of in your beliefs. I am a born again believer and I follow Jesus Christ. But when I looked at your website I was incredibly dissapointed by what I saw. I know that this is not a good thing for all the people who believe that the things you teach and say are accurate...because they surely aren't. I pray that God will have mercy on you in the day of judgement.

    Please contact me further if you think I am way off base. I am trying to be as kind as possible and show mercy just like Jesus did, but believe me, because I am human this is a difficult task. I want to serve my Lord to the best of my ability and I could not look at this site without speaking up.

    In Christ,
    SS
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: Who Are We?

    You claim to be "Christian", but you try to pretend that anything in the Bible that isn't sunshine and bunnies doesn't exist. You're no more a Christian than the Pope or Osama Hussein Barack.
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    • MissSarahKaitlin
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      • Jul 2008
      • 3

      #3
      Re: Who Are We?

      Please point out where in my post I "try to pretend that anything in the Bible that isn't sunshine and bunnies doesn't exist". I would really like to see where I said that. Thank you.

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Who Are We?

        Originally posted by MissSarahKaitlin View Post
        I know that this is not a good thing for all the people who believe that the things you teach and say are accurate...because they surely aren't.
        Dear friend:

        Please show us — citing book, chapter, and verse from the King James Bible — which of our teachings aren't accurate.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
          Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
           
          • Jun 2007
          • 6572

          #5
          Re: Who Are We?

          Originally posted by MissSarahKaitlin View Post
          Please point out where in my post I "try to pretend that anything in the Bible that isn't sunshine and bunnies doesn't exist". I would really like to see where I said that. Thank you.
          The Bible commands that homosexuals be executed. Do you agree that homosexuals should be executed? If you don't, then you think you know better than God, which means you cannot truthfully call yourself a Christian.

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          • snottyduck
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Apr 2008
            • 564

            #6
            Re: Who Are We?

            Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
            The Bible commands that homosexuals be executed. Do you agree that homosexuals should be executed? If you don't, then you think you know better than God, which means you cannot truthfully call yourself a Christian.

            Do you believe that homosexuals should be executed Y/N ?
            The day people take religion the same as law we will be propelled back towards the middle ages. Look at some muslim countries where they use the islam as a way to enforce law, they are piece by piece shitholes were no sane person would ever want to live. So be my guest and go out to "excecute" some homosexuals, I'll bet you will be in the big house in a blink of an eye serving a life sentence, Bible command or no Bible command. You can't use a religion for law, certainly not if the book you use is written so long ago where the standards of society were far different than those now.

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            • Ebenezer Wright
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 1021

              #7
              Re: Who Are We?

              You may not take religion as law. But I do! And the Lord will bless me in the end of days. I do not want to "execute" homosexuals. Just simply stone them to death. You can see the difference right?
              Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

              Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: Who Are We?

                Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                The day people take religion the same as law we will be propelled back towards the middle ages. Look at some muslim countries where they use the islam as a way to enforce law, they are piece by piece shitholes were no sane person would ever want to live.
                That's because they chose the wrong religion, in which they worship the moon demon, demote Christ to one of the prophets, and put words in Christ's mouth. No wonder God hates them so much.

                So be my guest and go out to "excecute" some homosexuals, I'll bet you will be in the big house in a blink of an eye serving a life sentence, Bible command or no Bible command.
                That's for a Freehold County jury of Godly True Christians™ to decide, not you. Anyway, once Jesus and God's Own Party are done replacing sick-ular notions of "rights" with Biblical law, we won't even need to be concerned with that.

                You can't use a religion for law, certainly not if the book you use is written so long ago where the standards of society were far different than those now.
                Sorry, but God is not a teenage gothtard and doesn't change His mind to fit in with a trendy clique.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #9
                  Re: Who Are We?

                  Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                  You can't use a religion for law.
                  What book do you swear on in court? Well, I suppose that in Godless Belgium, you probably use a filthy old copy of Marilyn Manson's autobiography covered with all sorts of dubious stains, but what book do people who live in real countries swear on in court?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • snottyduck
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 564

                    #10
                    Re: Who Are We?

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    What book do you swear on in court? Well, I suppose that in Godless Belgium, you probably use a filthy old copy of Marilyn Manson's autobiography covered with all sorts of dubious stains, but what book do people who live in real countries swear on in court?
                    We don't swear on any book, we had the brains not to mix religion with law anymore.

                    And Oh, for being a fictional country we do export a great deal of stuff towards your pits of sin. I even sold an old camera I found here on the flea-market for 1$ for 50$ to an American . Even Romans were already talking about the Belgians, go figure. And you are talking that we are fictional?? get real, you Americans aren't even the original population in America, Native Americans are. Let me remind you that your ancestors were all what you call "Euro-trash" .

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #11
                      Re: Who Are We?

                      Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                      We don't swear on any book, we had the brains not to mix religion with law anymore.

                      And Oh, for being a fictional country we do export a great deal of stuff towards your pits of sin. I even sold an old camera I found here on the flea-market for 1$ for 50$ to an American . Even Romans were already talking about the Belgians, go figure.
                      Yes, but that's the last time anyone has ever given two figs about your fictional country. What does that tell you?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • snottyduck
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 564

                        #12
                        Re: Who Are We?

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        Yes, but that's the last time anyone has ever given two figs about your fictional country. What does that tell you?

                        It tells me that Belgium is the greatest country in the whole world.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #13
                          Re: Who Are We?

                          Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                          It tells me that Belgium is the greatest country in the whole world.
                          And that statement tells me that you are either on the drugs, under the infulence of satan, or both.

                          The furnaces of hell are full of fools like you.

                          Mark 9:43-48
                          ... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Brother Guy Bayard
                            Anvil of the Antipodes
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 1271

                            #14
                            Re: Who Are We?

                            so far I have unfortunately experienced imbecilic contributions from various nationalities - Europe, Australia, belgium, Soviet canuckistan to name just a few....for a while there it seemed that the Australiens were the dumbest , but belgium seems to be making an admirable comeback...which nation has the dumbest people? Is there an existing thread that covers this?
                            The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                            Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                            • PraiseTheLord4
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                              • Oct 2012
                              • 23

                              #15
                              Re: Who Are We?

                              Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                              You claim to be "Christian", but you try to pretend that anything in the Bible that isn't sunshine and bunnies doesn't exist. You're no more a Christian than the Pope or Osama Hussein Barack.
                              Barack Hussein Obama FTFY
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