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  • Walter Brimstone
    On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2008
    • 188

    #1

    Just an observation.

    To the enemies of LBC and you know who you are,

    I have only been here a short time and I am enjoying my time here with some potential new friends as well as teachers of the Jesus' Gospel. Your whining and complaining about how your betters are treating you is very disheartening to those of us who wish to actually learn about Jesus and His Favorite Church. If you seriously think this Church is going to stray from God by accomodating you and your complaints, you are sadly mistaken. This is God's Favorite Church, not a place to whine and gripe about how you disagree with LBC. Just accept it and call it good. They're right, you're wrong. Pure and simple.

    JM
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Just an observation.

    Amen friend. You have a good healthy Christian attitude of love and compassion.

    The unsaved scum who wash up on our shores are often hateful, demanding and demon possessed. They come to mock Jesus and persecute us for doing His work. I hope you'll stick around awhile and lend your muscle to the rebuking that needs to be done around here.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Walter Brimstone
      On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2008
      • 188

      #3
      Re: Just an observation.

      Pastor Ezekiel,

      You can count on it and judging by what I have seen thus far, I certainly think a lot of rebukes are in order for quite a few people on God's Favorite Forum and I need not say who, I'll leave that to God. It seems as if these sinners expect you to soften up for them and I think that is absolutely wrong.

      JM

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      • hassiand
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2008
        • 2

        #4
        Re: Just an observation.

        what ever floats your boat

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        • Brother Enoch
          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2008
          • 4392

          #5
          Re: Just an observation.

          Originally posted by hassiand View Post
          what ever floats your boat
          And we all know what floats your 'boat' - homersexual porn. Seriously when your boat is floating I'd hate to be sleeping in the same room. Probably wouldn't be able to sit right the next day.

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          • Walter Brimstone
            On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2008
            • 188

            #6
            Re: Just an observation.

            Sinner, So basically what you're saying is you don't care that you are mocking Jesus?

            In Him,
            Walter Brimstone

            Originally posted by hassiand View Post
            what ever floats your boat

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: Just an observation.

              Originally posted by hassiand View Post
              what ever floats your boat
              Don't count on your boat to float in the lake of fire.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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              • Jacques Anape
                Unsaved Trash Undercover Papist
                 
                • Jun 2008
                • 96

                #8
                Re: Just an observation.

                Walter,

                If you are genuinely interested in learning more about Christianity, then may I suggest that LBC does not serve as a very accurate representation. I am pretty sure that it is NOT the Lord's favourite church. Have a look at *satanic link removed*. There you will not only find a warm welcome, but also a wonderful place where conservatives, evangelicals and liberals (like me!) can all have open-minded and civilized dialogue without one person telling another that they're on their way to hell.
                Last edited by Deaner; 07-07-2008, 02:31 PM. Reason: Unchristian Link removed
                In Christ there is no East or West,
                In Him no South or North;
                But one great fellowship of love
                Throughout the whole wide earth.
                (W A Dunkerley, 1852-1941)

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Just an observation.

                  Originally posted by Jacque_Strapp View Post
                  Walter,

                  If you are genuinely interested in learning more about Christianity, then may I suggest that LBC does not serve as a very accurate representation. I am pretty sure that it is NOT the Lord's favourite church. Have a look at *satanic link removed*.
                  We will not tolerate your attempts to lead people away from God and His Word and into have-a-nice-day Christianity-lite. The most accurate representation of Christianity is the one that most faithfully follows God's Word — all of it.

                  There you will not only find a warm welcome, but also a wonderful place where conservatives, evangelicals and liberals (like me!) can all have open-minded and civilized dialogue without one person telling another that they're on their way to hell.
                  Gal. 4:16: Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                  • Ebenezer Wright
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 1021

                    #10
                    Re: Just an observation.

                    Why can't you just be happy for our deep love and understanding of the Lord and His Word. Instead you try to take our followers and lead them down a path of destruction. Only because we follow the Bible?
                    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                    • papparat
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 141

                      #11
                      Re: Just an observation.

                      Should we do as those filthy hippies & Liberals do & fight them with "Love Bombs" "enquire things of his Church, as he does here, with enquiring emails, ifen he don't stop
                      2Kgs.10

                      1. [3] Look even out the best and meetest of your master's sons, and set him on his father's throne, and fight for your master's house.
                      Prov.21 [16] The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.

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                      • Brother Enoch
                        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 4392

                        #12
                        Re: Just an observation.

                        Originally posted by Jacques Mihoff View Post
                        Walter,

                        If you are genuinely interested in learning more about Christianity, then may I suggest that LBC does not serve as a very accurate representation. I am pretty sure that it is NOT the Lord's favourite church. Have a look at *satanic link removed*. There you will not only find a warm welcome, but also a wonderful place where conservatives, evangelicals and liberals (like me!) can all have open-minded and civilized dialogue without one person telling another that they're on their way to hell.
                        Jacque off, before the link was removed I looked at your recommended site. The main section was French which I can only understand every third word of. That word being 'surrender'. It's odd how your people find a way to fit that word into every sentence.

                        The smaller subsection, written in something vaguely approaching English (the Irish section), was infuriatingly perplexing until I figured out the posting style of the members. Drunk.

                        Example of a post from the Irish section on baptism:

                        Wen to teh church for me bros kids batisimism and when the Fffatherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

                        uinhloiullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
                        I thought it was code first, till I realized that the mic went unconscious more quickly than if he'd been hit by a bat, and his face hit the keyboard. Later additions were when he adjusted his head while unconsciously repositioning his equipment.

                        It's kind of amusing to see once. But thread after thread, with every second post being like this is a bit much.

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