GPS, a tool of the devil!

[Bob4God]

Friends,

I've been thinking and studying the scriptures, and I've come to conclusion that there is a threat out there that satan has cleverly disguised as so-called 'technology.' Millions of people interact with or encounter this danger everyday, and don't even know it!

GPS, Global Positioning System.

This infernal device is used to track your position anywhere on the planet. People use it to navigate and find their way. I won't beat around the bush, friends. GPS is yet one more way for people to not depend on GOD and to shun their guardian angels!

I can imagine millions of precious angels across the globe being brushed aside by the mere humans they've been appointed to protect, tears falling from their Heavenly eyes as mankind continues to rebel against GOD's original plan.

If you have one of these terrible tools of evil, I admonish you to destroy them at once! Throw them in the trash, and warn everybody you know that by using GPS they are spitting in GOD's face and depending on human inventions to keep track of them and give them guidance!

Glory to GOD and amen!

[Nobar King]

Re: GPS, a tool of the devil!

Brother Bob, your fears are not unfounded. However, is it possible that there is a Godly use for this technology? Far be it from us to forgo the current technology when it comes to informing the unsaved of their terrible fate. Maybe the acronym GPS has alternative meanings? Godly Positioning System seems appropriate, since who else places us here, anyway?

Hopefully you will consider these situations in your thesis.

[Walter Brimstone]

Re: GPS, a tool of the devil!

Thank you for those words that the Lord has laid on your heart. I have already sent out a mass e-mail to all my sinful "neighbors" letting them know of this evil that exists and that they need to start following God's direction and not the direction of something that can be precieved as an idol.

Praise,
JM

[Jacques Anape]

Re: GPS, a tool of the devil!



Hmmmm it seems an overactive imagination is at play here.
Methinks someone has had too much coffee this morning.

[Walter Brimstone]

Re: GPS, a tool of the devil!

Jacque_Strapp,

"Hmmmm it seems an overactive imagination is at play here."

Where did you come up with this conclusion, Sherlock? An idle mind (like an idle hand) is the work of satan and his minions.

"Methinks someone has had too much coffee this morning."

How do you know what the church members had this morning? You spying into the homes of unsuspecting members? Shame on you pal. Oh incidentally, did you know the term "Methinks" is grammatically incorrect?

I would strongly advise against making false accusations for it is a sure way of expediting your trip to hell. Also you need to go back to Grammar School and get your grammatical facts straight.

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

[Deaner]

Re: GPS, a tool of the devil!

However, is it possible that there is a Godly use for this technology?

I think when you turn it on it should show you on the outskirts of hell with a giant golden arrow that says "Jesus this way". As you navigate towards Christ the lady in the GPS unit reads Bible scripture and sings appropriate hymns.

[Walter Brimstone]

Re: GPS, a tool of the devil!

Pastor Deaner,

I like that. Jesus can call on one of LBC's True Christian(tm) ladies to do the singing of the hymns on the GPS (something says you already thought of it) then you know it'll be done properly.

In Him,

Walter Brimstone