Why?

[papparat]

Wide-Open

Why does Wide Open depict the Son Of Cain with a Joo Skull Cap? See it perched on the back of the Son of Cain's Head?

Is it because he come from that False Country of Belgium.

Is he a Godly Flem or a Cathoholic Walloon ? Wide Open? What is Wide Open?

[Talitha]

Re: Why?

He's Wide-Open for Jesus of course.
That's no Joo Cap, merely a trick of the Light.
The Jooz killed Jesus. Poor Baby Jesus.
Have I told you about our Savior Jesus Christ who died (temporarily) for YOUR Sins?

[papparat]

Re: Why?

No Sister You haven't Pray Tell
I am still not convinced why are the Flags not crossed as they should be ??

[VictoryOS]

Re: Why?

papparat, I'm concerned about your habit of bringing up imaginary problems and acting like they are a big deal. Brother Wide-Open is not a Jew, far from it actually. We all want to welcome you to the fold, but we don't want you to cause trouble and controversy for the congregation.

If you're concerned about Wide-Open's religious affiliation, maybe you should ask him for physical proof.

[papparat]

Re: Why?

Thank you VictoryOS, for reminding me of my place. I appreciate that, it's just like when you enter anywhere new & you take a look about you & you see things that raise a question or an eyebrow. That's all I'm doing

I am a firm believer, not only in the Lord & all his works & The LBC, but also If I don't know something, then I ask about it. That way I learn & understand.

If you pardon me & re read what I wrote I never accused Wide Open of being a Jew.

Slowly I am getting answers & gaining knowledge & gaining appreciation of the Parishoners here. Like I knows you like baking pies, from your profile, so I would naturally ask do you bake fruit pies or meat pies, mainly?

I'm partial to Apple Pie, but without them cloves

[VictoryOS]

Re: Why?

Then please accept my sincere apology, papparat. We are used to having people wander in here on a dope trip and accuse us of being less that perfect True Christians. You are no doubt overwhelmed by the Godliness of this congregation, and I can certainly understand that.

As far as pie-baking goes, I'm willing to bake (and eat!) mostly any type of pie. All except rhubarb pie, which I believe to be of the Devil. Do you like cinnamon in your apple pies?

[papparat]

Re: Why?

Vicory, dear Lady, forgiven!

Rom.4

1. [7] Saying, Blessed are they whose iniquities are forgiven, and whose sins are covered.

Cinnamon in Pies is what I like, except meat ones of course.

Rhubarb is debatable but I have a secret recipe which makes it acceptable to the palate