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  • Jacques Anape
    Unsaved Trash Undercover Papist
     
    • Jun 2008
    • 96

    #1

    Name of Head Pastor, please

    I would like to know the name, and contact details, over the pastor in charge at LBC please. I wonder whether he or she is fully aware of the nonsense that some of his brethren are spewing around here?
    In Christ there is no East or West,
    In Him no South or North;
    But one great fellowship of love
    Throughout the whole wide earth.
    (W A Dunkerley, 1852-1941)
  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: Name of Head Pastor, please

    Originally posted by Jacque_Strapp (emphasis added) View Post
    I would like to know the name, and contact details, over the pastor in charge at LBC please. I wonder whether he or she is fully aware of the nonsense that some of his brethren are spewing around here?
    What makes you think we'd have a woman as head pastor? You do know what the Bible says about such things, don't you?
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • Jacques Anape
      Unsaved Trash Undercover Papist
       
      • Jun 2008
      • 96

      #3
      Re: Name of Head Pastor, please

      Lots of Baptist churches have female pastors - my own has a lovely husband and wife team, Russ and Amy, and they are absolutely super and live out God's love seven days a week, 24/7.
      In Christ there is no East or West,
      In Him no South or North;
      But one great fellowship of love
      Throughout the whole wide earth.
      (W A Dunkerley, 1852-1941)

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      • Ebenezer Wright
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 1021

        #4
        Re: Name of Head Pastor, please

        Oh Jacque! May I please have contact information for this Male/Female "team" you have running your "church" I have a few Biblical questions for them.
        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5
          Re: Name of Head Pastor, please

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          • Bob4God
            Moderator
            Arms Dealer for CHRIST
            Hands folded for Jesus
             
            • Apr 2008
            • 5274

            #6
            Re: Name of Head Pastor, please

            Jock Strap,

            If you have something to say to our beloved Pastor, you can say it to us too. We all believe the same thing. That's how you can tell we have the truth. We all see it objectively and agree that it's right, and if you would read the WHOLE Bible and believe every single word you could have the truth too!
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            • Billybob Sunday
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 261

              #7
              Re: Name of Head Pastor, please

              Originally posted by Jacque_Strapp View Post
              Lots of Baptist churches have female pastors - my own has a lovely husband and wife team, Russ and Amy, and they are absolutely super and live out God's love seven days a week, 24/7.
              Dear Unsaved Brother,

              Since you so desperately want to tattle on us for knowing scripture other than John 3:16, plus you think your "husband and wife" spiritual leaders are so wonderful, perhaps you'd like to hear a very short sermon by our lead pastor on the role of women:

              Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 07-08-2008, 03:38 AM.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: Name of Head Pastor, please

                Originally posted by Jacque_Strapp View Post
                Lots of Baptist churches have female pastors - my own has a lovely husband and wife team, Russ and Amy, and they are absolutely super and live out God's love seven days a week, 24/7.
                Kindly explain how they live out this part of God's Word seven days a week, or at all:

                1 Tim. 2:11-12: Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #9
                  Re: Name of Head Pastor, please

                  That would be "JESUS B. God" And the "B" stands for Baptist

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                  • Glendora Christianson
                    Spiritual Mother of LBC
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2329

                    #10
                    Re: Name of Head Pastor, please

                    Originally posted by SUV View Post
                    That would be "JESUS B. God" And the "B" stands for Baptist
                    Thank you, Sweet Sister Sue. It only makes sense that Jesus HIMSELF would be in charge of LBC. As for that he/she stuff, it sounds like a bunch of Eurohomer drivel to me. Perhaps they need to move the Vatican to GOD's favorite country? Er, on second thought, keep it over there with those smelly Mediterranean Mexicans.
                    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                    • Brother Enoch
                      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 4392

                      #11
                      Re: Name of Head Pastor, please

                      Originally posted by Jacque_Strapp View Post
                      Lots of Baptist churches have female pastors - my own has a lovely husband and wife team, Russ and Amy, and they are absolutely super and live out God's love seven days a week, 24/7.

                      Yeah, well, this ain't France amigo.

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