Vampires are a threat

[Stridex Puss Bucket]

After much study and research I have come to a horrifying conclusion, vampires have infiltrated our society and are trying to control us. It makes perfect sense when you think about it. They control our positions of leadership and turn us against each other. Who else but the spawn of darkness could orchestrate disasters so cleverly? And those people who disappear mysteriously and are never found? They are taken away by them to join their numbers, or be used as food. Beware those gmen you might see, they are vampires, that is why they wear those sunglasses all the time, or the sun's light would burn their eyes out. Should you ever see a vampire or suspect they are around, find a vampire hunter, he/she will dispose of the foul beast for you. Send the spawn of Darkness back to hell or whatever pit they crawled out of!

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Vampires are a threat

Yeah, they're called Goths....where have you been for the past 20 years?

[Stridex Puss Bucket]

goths only pretend to be vampires, because they think they are cool or something
I mean actual vampires, undead monstrosities that drink blood from your neck with fangs

[Bob4God]

Re: Vampires are a threat

Douche Sex Machine,

The only threat you need to worry about is satan, and the democrats.

If you actually believe in vampires, it makes me think you've been playing just a few too many role playing games.

[Walter Brimstone]

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I find it hard to believe that, even you, believe such drivel. Vampires are merely mythical creatures. Someone take his Dungeons and Dragons game away from him so he can get right with Jesus!

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

goths only pretend to be vampires, because they think they are cool or something
I mean actual vampires, undead monstrosities that drink blood from your neck with fangs

[Jacques Anape]

Re: Vampires are a threat

Is this thread some kinda joke?

[Deaner]

Re: Vampires are a threat

Is this thread some kinda joke?

No Jacques, it's not some kind of joke. Walking, delusional filth like Deus Ex Machina is what we True Christians(tm) deal with on a daily basis. Satan sends the human trash to us because he know's we're a threat.

So now that you've seen it for yourself, do you not think secular law should be tossed out and we should be able to stone somebody like Machina?

[Walter Brimstone]

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Mr. Deaner, don't ya think this heathen Jacques oughta get stoned also? He seems to get his kicks out of mocking God with that New International Perversion that he owns. By the way, Jacquie, The only joke around here will be when your sorry carcass turns into wormfood and what's left of you will be in satan's stewpot. Enjoy hell, homer!

In Him,

Walter Brimstone.

Is this thread some kinda joke?

[Stridex Puss Bucket]

What is this Dungeons and Dragons you talk about?
Amazing though, how you ignore the looming threat of vampires and their hideous cousins the skinwalkers

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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What is this Dungeons and Dragons you talk about?
Amazing though, how you ignore the looming threat of vampires and their hideous cousins the skinwalkers

Judging from your name, I can only guess that you are yet another "sock puppet" of Andrew Watkins, AKA PimplepussPeepeePantsZillaWeeWee.

How tragic. Your mother dresses all in black, weeps at the mention of your name, and cuts herself, Andrew. Is that what you want? Do you want your mother to be an Emo?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Vampires are a threat

After much study and research I have come to a horrifying conclusion, vampires have infiltrated our society and are trying to control us. It makes perfect sense when you think about it. They control our positions of leadership and turn us against each other. Who else but the spawn of darkness could orchestrate disasters so cleverly? And those people who disappear mysteriously and are never found? They are taken away by them to join their numbers, or be used as food. Beware those gmen you might see, they are vampires, that is why they wear those sunglasses all the time, or the sun's light would burn their eyes out. Should you ever see a vampire or suspect they are around, find a vampire hunter, he/she will dispose of the foul beast for you. Send the spawn of Darkness back to hell or whatever pit they crawled out of!

I'm guessing you masturbate compulsively to Buffy the Vampire Slayer videos 12 hours a day - even when its only Xander and Spike on the screen. Kinda sickens me that I'm touching a keyboard connected to the internet that's connected to your keyboard. I'm going to wind up needing anti-retroviral drugs after posting in this thread.

Freak.

[Cheshire]

Re: Vampires are a threat

Correct me if I'm wrong( women often are)

But isn't skinwalkers a movie about werewolves?


So, you're saying that we should fear a movie? I think SOMEONE needs to be stoned.

And with rocks, before you get any naughty thoughts.

[Walter Brimstone]

Re: Vampires are a threat

I think she meant zombies. What a childish imagination. Oh well, she's on a one way trip on the hellbound express, anyway, just for her childish imagination.

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

Correct me if I'm wrong( women often are)

But isn't skinwalkers a movie about werewolves?


So, you're saying that we should fear a movie? I think SOMEONE needs to be stoned.

And with rocks, before you get any naughty thoughts.

[JennyD]

Re: Vampires are a threat

So, you're saying that we should fear a movie? I think SOMEONE needs to be stoned.

And with rocks, before you get any naughty thoughts.

Psst . . Cheshire, sweetie . . . I think someone already IS stoned!

[Cheshire]

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Psst . . Cheshire, sweetie . . . I think someone already IS stoned!

Oh dear...Hmm....Let's beat her with boulders then.