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  • Stridex Puss Bucket
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2008
    • 88

    #1

    Just ban me already

    I know that you all want the unsaved trash gone, and I gladley go. I'll even give you a reason, I'm 15, not 18, so there. I even took the liberty of putting up the banned avatar so you don't have to. I'm sick of this place of ignorance and hate. I suggest every other person who cannot stand this place of hate, leave as well, and let the "saved" have their fun. I'd rather be a good guy in Hell than a self centered asshole in Heaven. To hopes I never see or hear from you again.
    -Deus Ex Machina
  • Dr. Santiago Solo
    On Permanent Assignment in Peru
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 860

    #2
    Re: Just ban me already

    It's so sad to see someone run this way from the Love(tm) of Jesus, I just hope you see the error in your ways, and finally discover what Landover Baptist Church is all about...
    Bringing Geology back to Christ!

    I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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    • Get Thee Hence!
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2008
      • 137

      #3
      Re: Just ban me already

      Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina View Post
      I know that you all want the unsaved trash gone, and I gladley go. I'll even give you a reason, I'm 15, not 18, so there. I even took the liberty of putting up the banned avatar so you don't have to. I'm sick of this place of ignorance and hate. I suggest every other person who cannot stand this place of hate, leave as well, and let the "saved" have their fun. I'd rather be a good guy in Hell than a self centered asshole in Heaven. To hopes I never see or hear from you again.
      -Deus Ex Machina
      Why do you hate Jesus?

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      • Deaner
        Christ's Love Messenger
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5932

        #4
        Re: Just ban me already

        Why do all the damned weirdos come here?

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        • Glendora Christianson
          Spiritual Mother of LBC
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2329

          #5
          Re: Just ban me already

          Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina View Post
          I know that you all want the unsaved trash gone, and I gladley go. I'll even give you a reason, I'm 15, not 18, so there. I even took the liberty of putting up the banned avatar so you don't have to. I'm sick of this place of ignorance and hate. I suggest every other person who cannot stand this place of hate, leave as well, and let the "saved" have their fun. I'd rather be a good guy in Hell than a self centered asshole in Heaven. To hopes I never see or hear from you again.
          -Deus Ex Machina
          First of all, you misspelled GLADLY, so I will assume you have a lot to learn. Perhaps if you would do something other than the M activity, you would be able to learn to spell by the time you move on to get your GED at the age of 21. And your name is such an overused cliche these days, I have decided to rename you Stridex Puss Bucket. Sort of clicks, don't it?
          Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Just ban me already

            Amazing. Someone lies about her age, just to get banned.

            It's a shame she couldn't exercise just a little self-control, and click on that X in the upper right-hand corner. Maybe then, she could have returned once the Devil had stopped whispering in her ear, and heard the Truth of Jesus.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #7
              Re: Just ban me already

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Amazing. Someone lies about her age, just to get banned.
              I know; weird isn't it? It's probably some new emo fad, internet suicide.

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