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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #46
    Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

    Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
    I'm not gonna let anybody take a dump on my head.
    Pal, if Jesus Christ wants to take a dump on your beak, you're gonna sit there and take it! And you'll THANK him for it too!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056
        #47
        Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

        Originally posted by SUV View Post
        It's apparent who his girlfriend is now!

        Wrong again.

        A lucky break for Old Man Hatchet, but only future sorrow for our Christian Marriage, I Fear

        PimplePee-peeZilla?
        As long as Hatchet doesn't bother me, I won't bother him.
        And you and Uncle Goose were never married.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621
            #48
            Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

            Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
            As long as Hatchet doesn't bother me, I won't bother him.
            And you and Uncle Goose were never married.
            Friend, I understand you're mad because Snottyduck won't let you take a dump on his head, but there's no reason why you should take your aggression out on us.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • VictoryOS
                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                 
                • Dec 2007
                • 5388
                #49
                Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                It's apparent who his girlfriend is now!
                If there's a girl fight, my money is on Sister SUV. She has Jesus on her side. Jesus is an automatic TKO for demons and worshipers of demons.
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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                  • Old Iron Crotch
                    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                    • May 2007
                    • 3056
                    #50
                    Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    Friend, I understand you're mad because Snottyduck won't let you take a dump on his head, but there's no reason why you should take your aggression out on us.

                    I have nothing to say that would be of any interest to anyone. I'm what you might call an utter dullard.
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996
                        #51
                        Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

                        Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                        Because he's a nice guy, and it's a shame the way you lot are trying to make him honor vows he never took.
                        Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                        As long as Hatchet doesn't bother me, I won't bother him.
                        And you and Uncle Goose were never married.
                        As much as I hate to say it, Miss Spit may well be correct.

                        Sister SUV, we still have yet to figure out who drugged me, and how it is that I woke up in your house the day after your wedding, wearing a tuxedo, a gas mask, and a wedding band which matches yours.

                        I'm starting to suspect that . . . No, that can't be. Never mind!
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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