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  • Yea-tho-we-walk
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    • Nov 2010
    • 390

    #1

    Saved in the nick of time!

    The Lord truly does still work miracles today! Read this amazing story of the perfect timing Jesus used on three new members of His flock.


    One person never made it back to shore and is presumed lost after a baptism ceremony went horribly wrong in Santa Barbara County over the weekend



    Of course real Christians realize that they were going to be swept away at that moment anyway, so being baptized in the nick of time saved the three of them from a lifetime of being accused of having a mental disorder by filthy atheists.
  • Yea-tho-we-walk
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    • Nov 2010
    • 390

    #2
    Re: Saved in the nick of time!

    I just got to thinking about this one, possibly the baptism is only complete when the person comes up out of the water. This technicality may prevent the man from meeting Jesus for awhile yet, but he is most likely to surface soon, unless predatory fish are involved.

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    • ExGay Alex
      Helping boys become upright model citizens
      True Christian™
      • May 2008
      • 1295

      #3
      Re: Saved in the nick of time!

      An interesting take on the concept of trine immersion.

      I am quite sure the guy must have been critical of True Christians.

      Matthew 18:6: But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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