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Brethren, Sistren, Friends, and the enemies of Comrades everywhere, we must unite in our efforts to obfuscate the English language into logical incomprehensibility. It has become more important now than ever before in the literate history of Christ's rule, since the Book of Genesis was written. But I digress...
All that we have built since the enemies of Christ killed Him and died off during periods of atheist rule is endangered by a monetary system that we cannot control. We will rebuild. Jesus promised me this personally, making me a Truer Christian(tm) than the author of the Book of Revelation (with the exception of the Anti-Christ, who is an angel of light in disguise as Jesus).
Demons from outer space contacted me during a relapse into Satanism which I had years ago, (preceding my brief disfellowship from the One True Church). Since then I have learned many things...
For one, I reread the Bible, as I do everyday, and discovered that between the lines, there is a magnificent hue of whiteness, obviously projected onto the page by atheists trying to convince black people to recycle. Offended by the interspersal of Egyptian phallus worship associated with this subject, I chose to read the all-too-familiar words proving that I was doomed to Hell by my own failures in the realm of spirit. I later found my old Tarot cards, and decided to burn them.
The very next day I awoke, and the newspaper on my breakfast table foretold a prophecy, obviously a conspiracy conducted by the unsatisfied wife of a False Christian Pastor.
The prophecy stated that I would someday be judged for my sins along with unbelievers. I discarded it in a scrap heap and went back to burning the old VooDoo Dolls I used to employ as "cum rags", when I was an adherent to the African Religion of Pre-Christianity, called magic by some, Satanism by others, and Science or "Truth" by those who deny Christian Theocratic Nationalist, Dominionist Rule. (Someday we will unite the world in a war against the Murderers of Jesus, who are gathered into the same gravesite, [probably somewhere in Iceland] but I digress...).
How will a Jew survive, after we agitate the Muslims the way we intend to with our foreign policy of preeminent war? Perhaps Christ will return to embrace us then, without the fear of reciprocity for loving us in such a Godly fashion.
May He kick the dust off His long travailed shoes upon the mats of unwelcome homes, such as those that homeless people would choose to stay in, if nuclear bombs were made more affordable in accordance with the Second Amendment.
So, I welcome you to query this post, my liberal, Federally aligned friends, who dwell in the trenches of future wars, without your superior education, bottom dwellers, like Christ Himself, who worshiped the impoverished man, and spared His energy for war, in a desperate season. I welcome you to discover this in your football-field sized servers, which hack the private thoughts of innocent Christians, wishing only to make a dime, within the New Secular Order that you have created for your demonic emissaries from outer space.
How will you survive, without persecuted Christians to run your stock markets, your news stations, your "lesser" governments (such as those of the Original States, the Independent Nations, the Corporations, and the Baptist Churches of the world, when we fly off into the sky, upon the wings of the well suckled teat of our Godly Warrior Messiah? Huh? What will you do then, liberals?
I dare you to burn me like you did the Branch Davidians, in your conspiracy theory generating system of unChristian lies and abominations straight out of the Bible. I dare you in prayer, and in my heart, to piffle with me about the context of God's word, of the Problem of Evil as demonstrated by every philosophy with a brain in his head... I dare you to piffle with me about God, because my Pastor is a Gnostic Saint, and you are just a taxpaying mongrel species from outer space, if you truly acknowledge the eugenic science and UFOology that your atheist priest, Adolf Hitler, acknowledged during life.
Have no sodomy, and be redeemed.
All that we have built since the enemies of Christ killed Him and died off during periods of atheist rule is endangered by a monetary system that we cannot control. We will rebuild. Jesus promised me this personally, making me a Truer Christian(tm) than the author of the Book of Revelation (with the exception of the Anti-Christ, who is an angel of light in disguise as Jesus).
Demons from outer space contacted me during a relapse into Satanism which I had years ago, (preceding my brief disfellowship from the One True Church). Since then I have learned many things...
For one, I reread the Bible, as I do everyday, and discovered that between the lines, there is a magnificent hue of whiteness, obviously projected onto the page by atheists trying to convince black people to recycle. Offended by the interspersal of Egyptian phallus worship associated with this subject, I chose to read the all-too-familiar words proving that I was doomed to Hell by my own failures in the realm of spirit. I later found my old Tarot cards, and decided to burn them.
The very next day I awoke, and the newspaper on my breakfast table foretold a prophecy, obviously a conspiracy conducted by the unsatisfied wife of a False Christian Pastor.
The prophecy stated that I would someday be judged for my sins along with unbelievers. I discarded it in a scrap heap and went back to burning the old VooDoo Dolls I used to employ as "cum rags", when I was an adherent to the African Religion of Pre-Christianity, called magic by some, Satanism by others, and Science or "Truth" by those who deny Christian Theocratic Nationalist, Dominionist Rule. (Someday we will unite the world in a war against the Murderers of Jesus, who are gathered into the same gravesite, [probably somewhere in Iceland] but I digress...).
How will a Jew survive, after we agitate the Muslims the way we intend to with our foreign policy of preeminent war? Perhaps Christ will return to embrace us then, without the fear of reciprocity for loving us in such a Godly fashion.
May He kick the dust off His long travailed shoes upon the mats of unwelcome homes, such as those that homeless people would choose to stay in, if nuclear bombs were made more affordable in accordance with the Second Amendment.
So, I welcome you to query this post, my liberal, Federally aligned friends, who dwell in the trenches of future wars, without your superior education, bottom dwellers, like Christ Himself, who worshiped the impoverished man, and spared His energy for war, in a desperate season. I welcome you to discover this in your football-field sized servers, which hack the private thoughts of innocent Christians, wishing only to make a dime, within the New Secular Order that you have created for your demonic emissaries from outer space.
How will you survive, without persecuted Christians to run your stock markets, your news stations, your "lesser" governments (such as those of the Original States, the Independent Nations, the Corporations, and the Baptist Churches of the world, when we fly off into the sky, upon the wings of the well suckled teat of our Godly Warrior Messiah? Huh? What will you do then, liberals?
I dare you to burn me like you did the Branch Davidians, in your conspiracy theory generating system of unChristian lies and abominations straight out of the Bible. I dare you in prayer, and in my heart, to piffle with me about the context of God's word, of the Problem of Evil as demonstrated by every philosophy with a brain in his head... I dare you to piffle with me about God, because my Pastor is a Gnostic Saint, and you are just a taxpaying mongrel species from outer space, if you truly acknowledge the eugenic science and UFOology that your atheist priest, Adolf Hitler, acknowledged during life.
Have no sodomy, and be redeemed.
) and construct so called 'word shift' codes that allow them to read ANY message they want.
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