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Athiests like to go on and on about the "Big Bang".
The only Big Bang I care about is the one described in The Bible that resulted in the conception of The Savior™.
Luke 1:35 "And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God."
Once, in an inspired vision, I witnessed the entire ordeal. And my Lord Jesus, being omnipresent, sat there and gawked as well.
This is what was revealed unto me:
The sky rumbled and the clouds parted. A figure with a long flowing beard in a white robe descended to the earth in flame and thunder with a host of Angels following in His wake.
He had a glint in His eye that I would describe as "devilish", if I didn't know any better. A frightened maiden trembled at His approach, and she swooned at that which was already beginning to pitch a circus tent in His robe.
God, being a no-nonsense diety, got right down to business without preamble. The Angels gathered around Him in a tight circle. Some winced and looked away, mumbling "Ouch, thats gotta hurt!". Others were transfixed, glassy eyed, shouting encouragments like, "work it! Work it! Thats right! Tear that s*it up, Lord!"
God looked over His shoulder and gave a wink and a nod to the host, letting them know in a wordless exchange that, "Don't worry boys, I got this one in the bag! Watch me go!"
When He had finished, He donned His robe, spun curtly on His heel and ascended up into Heaven with His host in tow without so much as a backward glance.
Mary lay there sobbing in a spent heap, exausted by Divine Rape®, yet showing no physical sign of defilement, save for the fetal Christ growing in her womb.
The Bible makes no reference to God proposing marriage before or after the ravaging of Mary, so technically Jesus was born into bastardhood. But unlike all other bastards, who God loathes, this one was special. With this one He was well pleased! Praise His name!
The only Big Bang I care about is the one described in The Bible that resulted in the conception of The Savior™.
Luke 1:35 "And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God."
Once, in an inspired vision, I witnessed the entire ordeal. And my Lord Jesus, being omnipresent, sat there and gawked as well.
This is what was revealed unto me:
The sky rumbled and the clouds parted. A figure with a long flowing beard in a white robe descended to the earth in flame and thunder with a host of Angels following in His wake.
He had a glint in His eye that I would describe as "devilish", if I didn't know any better. A frightened maiden trembled at His approach, and she swooned at that which was already beginning to pitch a circus tent in His robe.
God, being a no-nonsense diety, got right down to business without preamble. The Angels gathered around Him in a tight circle. Some winced and looked away, mumbling "Ouch, thats gotta hurt!". Others were transfixed, glassy eyed, shouting encouragments like, "work it! Work it! Thats right! Tear that s*it up, Lord!"
God looked over His shoulder and gave a wink and a nod to the host, letting them know in a wordless exchange that, "Don't worry boys, I got this one in the bag! Watch me go!"
When He had finished, He donned His robe, spun curtly on His heel and ascended up into Heaven with His host in tow without so much as a backward glance.
Mary lay there sobbing in a spent heap, exausted by Divine Rape®, yet showing no physical sign of defilement, save for the fetal Christ growing in her womb.
The Bible makes no reference to God proposing marriage before or after the ravaging of Mary, so technically Jesus was born into bastardhood. But unlike all other bastards, who God loathes, this one was special. With this one He was well pleased! Praise His name!
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