[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

Sadly, they failed... who was the target of Guy Fawkes? what is your preferred bible?

Aren't you some kind of atheist? Guy Fawkes and his pals wanted to turn England back over to the Catholic Church. How is that preferable?

[PeterCrackhead]

Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

What does a good Christian burning of heathen books on Halloween have to do with November 5, when Catholic terrorists attempted to blow up the British parliament?

Sadly, they failed... who was the target of Guy Fawkes? what is your preferred bible?

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

The 5th November remember remember...

What does a good Christian burning of heathen books on Halloween have to do with November 5, when Catholic terrorists attempted to blow up the British parliament?

[PeterCrackhead]

Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

Praise our Lord Jesus Christ for all those former sodomites who came out of that lifestyle!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TYKvEiwqUI

Creationist Cat lives...

[JakubDovac]

Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

Praise our Lord Jesus Christ for all those former sodomites who came out of that lifestyle!

[PeterCrackhead]

Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

Dear Mr. Kropotkin: Brave New World? Oh, that! You're right; I have not read it. But, I am pleased to inform you that it is one of the many books that I've culled from the stacks at the local library, to be destroyed in the annual Triple B event (book-burning bonfire).

Books that do not glorify the Gospel of the have no place in the libraries of . Young people have very impressionable minds and I will continue to do my best in removing any and all examples of smut from their reach. At my previous church, I organized these events, as well, and I am attaching a sign that we had made to publicize the event.

Now, then, since you love to read so much, how about taking this assignment seriously: .
Sincerely, Isabella W.

The 5th November remember remember...

[PeterCrackhead]

Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

*pssst* Those who brag about reading Huxley are usually still in high school.

Psst... no bragging just a simple statement. Psst, I am a spiteful man...

[Isabella White]

Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

I guess you didn’t read Brave New World... otherwise you would have understood my statement.

Dear Mr. Kropotkin: Brave New World? Oh, that! You're right; I have not read it. But, I am pleased to inform you that it is one of the many books that I've culled from the stacks at the local library, to be destroyed in the annual Triple B event (book-burning bonfire).

Books that do not glorify the Gospel of the have no place in the libraries of . Young people have very impressionable minds and I will continue to do my best in removing any and all examples of smut from their reach. At my previous church, I organized these events, as well, and I am attaching a sign that we had made to publicize one of the events.

Now, then, since you love to read so much, how about taking this assignment seriously: .
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

I guess you didn’t read Brave New World... otherwise you would have understood my statement.

*pssst* Those who brag about reading Huxley are usually still in high school.

[PeterCrackhead]

Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

Deltas?! What? The airline? The place in Mississippi? The bathroom fixtures company? What on Earth are you trying to say, Dear?

Sincerely, Isabella W.

I guess you didn’t read Brave New World... otherwise you would have understood my statement.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

Kinda puts a crimp, however, in your creationist plans...

Animals also rape their own offspring, eat their own feces, and engage in cannibalism. For such soulless beasts, sodomy is just one more horror among horrors. The fact that the sin of homosexuality has been observed in hundreds of kinds of animals in fact proves Creation. There is no evolutionary benefit from anal sex whatsoever, and it is in fact a dire threat to the survival of the individual and to the "species" as a whole. All your argument does is correctly point out that homosexuals are animalistic people who rut with wanton rectal abandon like beasts of the field.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

Kinda puts a crimp, however, in your creationist plans...

How so? What fukked-up creation story did you hear* that requires animals to have souls?


*yes, that says "hear", as I seriously doubt you've read more than three pages of the Bible

[Isabella White]

Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

Personally, I believers to be little more than deltas...

Deltas?! What? The airline? The place in Mississippi? The bathroom fixtures company? What on Earth are you trying to say, Dear?

Sincerely, Isabella W.

[PeterCrackhead]

Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

Dear Mr. Kropotkin: Instead of wasting your time asking questions like this, don't you think that this is an ideal time to give your life to the , and to ask to forgive you of your disgusting, horrid sins, and to wash you with to cleanse you from all of your unrighteousness? You are a guest here at , and our purpose is to spread the message of the Gospel, as instructed by the , to all newcomers, including yourself.

Romans 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God".

Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

Failing to make this necessary step of seeking as your will result in some very unpleasant situations for you. It means that you will spend all of ETERNITY in , where you will be living in a lake of eternal fire, without even as much as a drop of water to give you a bit of relief. And once you are there, there is no escape from the flames that will be shooting through your eye sockets.

Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

Revelation 14:11 "And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name."

When you get to that stage, Mr. Kropotkin, I have a feeling that the least of your concerns will be whether or not dolphins are homersexualists.

Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. I must also insist (for your benefit):

Personally, I believers to be little more than deltas...

[Isabella White]

Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

So, what about homosexuality in dolphins, great apes and other mammals?

Dear Mr. Kropotkin: Instead of wasting your time asking questions like this, don't you think that this is an ideal time to give your life to the , and to ask to forgive you of your disgusting, horrid sins, and to wash you with to cleanse you from all of your unrighteousness? You are a guest here at , and our purpose is to spread the message of the Gospel, as instructed by the , to all newcomers, including yourself.

Romans 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God".

Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

Failing to make this necessary step of seeking as your will result in some very unpleasant situations for you. It means that you will spend all of ETERNITY in , where you will be living in a lake of eternal fire, without even as much as a drop of water to give you a bit of relief. And once you are there, there is no escape from the flames that will be shooting through your eye sockets.

Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

Revelation 14:11 "And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name."

When you get to that stage, Mr. Kropotkin, I have a feeling that the least of your concerns will be whether or not dolphins are homersexualists.

Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. I must also insist (for your benefit):