[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Yes, but what if you wanna have sex and not get aids. You use...!

Your BRAIN and ABSTAIN!

[Poetic Peter]

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Yes, well maybe they can, now that the Gays have spread it out to normal folk.

Abstinence is the only answer

That, and for afreakans to get on with solid doses of Remy's Ex-Blax.

[tommy]

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What happens when God cathes a cold?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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What happens when God cathes a cold?

God doesn't catch colds, you silly Norwegian!

[tommy]

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God doesn't catch colds, you silly Norwegian!

Oh, I forgot.

But God did feel sorry on manny occasions, and sorroow leads to depression, which is a disesase. Can God get psychiatrically ill?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Oh, I forgot.

But God did feel sorry on manny occasions, and sorroow leads to depression, which is a disesase. Can God get psychiatrically ill?

Of course not! GOD'S mood swings are just fine and dandy! Be glad you were created in His image!

[Talitha]

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1 Peter 2:11
Dearly beloved, I beseech you as strangers and pilgrims, abstain from fleshly lusts, which war against the soul

Praise HIM®

[SUV]

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Yes, PRAISE HIM!!!

[Talitha]

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Yes, PRAISE HIM!!!

I'm so pleased you're here with me Sister SUV.

Further to this issue of Gay Pestilence, that Homer singer Bono has a guaranteed place in the fiery pits of Hell, not only for being a lover of Jungle Bunnies and a terrible singer but also for THIS

Sister Sue, please be pre-warned that the contents are not pretty.

.

[lilith]

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Oh, I forgot.

But God did feel sorry on manny occasions, and sorroow leads to depression, which is a disesase. Can God get psychiatrically ill?

Have you had a good look at the people in this world lately? You think the entity which created this lot is in ANY way sane?

[OnYourKnees]

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that Homer singer Bono has a guaranteed place in the fiery pits of Hell, not only for being a lover of Jungle Bunnies and a terrible singer but also for FILTH AND DEPRAVITY DELETED.

Surely there's a logical explanation for such behavior, Sister Talitha. After all, let's face facts: Bono's a very well-to-do fellow. He could kiss attractive men, instead of whatever THAT is, if he wanted to kiss men.

Perhaps Bono left his contacts out, saw the long hair, and thought he was being tempted by a cats-eye-glasses wearing librarian with a slight hormoanal imbalance?

Perhaps in the throes of a crack binge -- those singers like crack, just look at Whiney Who-stoned -- Bono was trying to lick drugs off the other fellow's tongue?

Perhaps the other fellow's tongue was on fire, and Bono was trying to put it out?

Or perhaps he's a depraved pervert and I'm too kind and quick to forgive. Could it be that my Christian charity simply extends too far?

[Brother Love]

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Maybe Rick Warren's wife fears that he is doing something similar like that Haggard fella did. You know, playin both sides of the fence while trying to walk in Light and Darkness at the same time. One foot in Church and the other in the VILE PIT!! Praying to the Father yet conversing with SATAN behind the curtain!! Vile creature! Homersexual! Fornicator! SINNER!!

I think maybe Rick Warren sees $$$$ being missed out on from homersexuals and Sodomites! Suddenly he wants to reach out to them. Hmmm...makes one very suspicious! Maybe Haggard and Warren have a little "relationship" going in secret and maybe that is why Warren's wife was so insistent he take an AIDS test. That woman knows something and she better CONFESS up to the LORD! But then, NOTHING is EVER hidden from the LORD so He already knows all about Rick Warren.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Have you had a good look at the people in this world lately? You think the entity which created this lot is in ANY way sane?

I am the living proof that He is Sane and well adjusted!

[lilith]

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I am the living proof that He is Sane and well adjusted!

Please note - I'm NOT commenting in any way whatsoever on THAT one!