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  • JawOfAnAss
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • May 2008
    • 313
    #1

    Skiing is not only for homers.....

    It's widened it's perversion to include nigras,gimps, and tards.....








    Ick

    I look for the whole state of Colorado to be consumed by fire.
    Just look at the warning God is providing with all the beetle-killed brown trees. His patience is wearing thin.

    Jer. 2
    [7] And I brought you into a plentiful country, to eat the fruit thereof and the goodness thereof; but when ye entered, ye defiled my land, and made mine heritage an abomination.
    Judges 15:16
    And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Skiing is not only for homers.....

      They still discriminate against snowboarders at those resorts, but I imagine that the handicapped have free reign.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Roberta
          Anti La Leche League Organizer
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2008
          • 1817
          #3
          Re: Skiing is not only for homers.....

          The homers have truly ruined skiing for everyone!
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          Come climb my mountains.

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            • JawOfAnAss
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • May 2008
              • 313
              #4
              Re: Skiing is not only for homers.....

              Originally posted by Roberta View Post
              The homers have truly ruined skiing for everyone!
              Roberta......did you see all his equipment?
              Looks like expensive stuff.
              I'd wager he can run the poles fast with no wind resistance.

              I hope that gueer fell and got a good case of ice rash; scraping off his bad case of genital herpes.
              Judges 15:16
              And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748
                  #5
                  Re: Skiing is not only for homers.....

                  Did you notice that he's wearing a helmet and goggles? Probably to protect his identity.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Ebenezer Wright
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 1021
                      #6
                      Re: Skiing is not only for homers.....

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      Did you notice that he's wearing a helmet and goggles? Probably to protect his identity.

                      If I knew his identity I would make it my personal mission to deliver unto him a harsh stoning! Smartest thing that homer ever did was to hide his face!
                      Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                      Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                        • One-eyed Jack
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 1092
                          #7
                          Re: Skiing is not only for homers.....

                          And who exactly invented this skiing thing? The Norwegians and Swedes, widely known as the most liberal people on Earth.

                          "The first primitive ski was found in a peat bog in Hoting, Sweden which dates back to 2500 or 4500 B.C."

                          Swedes are also famous God-haters, with up to 85% of the inhabitants saying they are either unbelievers or agnostics. These are seriously depraved people, the same who invented steam baths, Norwegian wood, and lutefisk.

                          ~~ OEJ

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: Skiing is not only for homers.....

                              I have to confess that I'm surprised to see nigras on skiis. I thought they didn't have the ankles for it. I recall hearing something about that somewhere.

                              Anyway, why do the liberals always make such a big deal about these boys playing sports? Big deal!

                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                • JawOfAnAss
                                  True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • May 2008
                                  • 313
                                  #9
                                  Re: Skiing is not only for homers.....

                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                  I have to confess that I'm surprised to see nigras on skiis. I thought they didn't have the ankles for it. I recall hearing something about that somewhere.

                                  Anyway, why do the liberals always make such a big deal about these boys playing sports? Big deal!

                                  Pastor you layed open that topic with perfect clarity. Every time a groid slam dunks a b-ball, or runs for a touchdown, or gets busted for crack, there is unwarranted attention. Heck people, of course they're gonna be good at these mindless sports and drug dealing/use......those big bucks and big bootied females were bred for slave excellence. The praise they get would be similar to giving Pastor or I an ESPN interview for taking out a sack of trash. No wonder these groids are gettin' so uppity.
                                  Judges 15:16
                                  And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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