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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    Satan Surprises Kids with a False Rapture

    Two young boys and One girl seriously hurt after wind gust blew a bouncy house 50 ft into the air in S. Glens Falls


    Imagine their delight as the Bouncy Castle lifted off the ground and took flight skyward towards Heaven.

    Then, imagine their disappointed as they fell out and hurtled to the ground.









    I'll tell you why rejected them from entering Heaven and sent them free falling back to Earth. It's because of the demonic video games they play, the TV shows they watch and the lack of respect the children show to their elders nowadays.

    Enjoy kids.
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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12806

    #2
    Re: Satan Surprises Kids with a False Rapture

    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    Two young boys and One girl seriously hurt after wind gust blew a bouncy house 50 ft into the air in S. Glens Falls


    Imagine their delight as the Bouncy Castle lifted off the ground and took flight skyward towards Heaven.

    Then, imagine their disappointed as they fell out and hurtled to the ground.
    I'll tell you why rejected them from entering Heaven and sent them free falling back to Earth. It's because of the demonic video games they play, the TV shows they watch and the lack of respect the children show to their elders nowadays.

    Enjoy kids.

    Amen Sister Daisy Mae!

    I don't know what these parents were thinking letting their children be rejected at such an early age. Now, however, they have been rejected and will never make the grade. They had their chance.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Satan Surprises Kids with a False Rapture

      That reminds me of THIS sad story.

      Good Christians are so ready for the Rapture that some of us just get carried away.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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