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  • #31
    Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

    Bozo! Bozo! Bozo! Bozo!

    Brother Deaner, now that Bozo is again fit to breathe our air, so to speak, why not put him in charge of those now in Quarantine?

    You know, kind of like how we Born-again Christians put ourselves in charge of those who are doing the same sins that we "used to" - before we became $avED

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    • #32
      Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

      Originally posted by SUV View Post
      Brother Deaner, now that Bozo is again fit to breathe our air, so to speak, why not put him in charge of those now in Quarantine?
      He was offered the position of Quarantine Trustee and he flat out refused dear Sister. I'm still hopeful for a full recovery. Time will tell.

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      • #33
        Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
        He was offered the position of Quarantine Trustee and he flat out refused dear Sister.
        I Weep - as He did - to learn of this.

        Did he balk at the part where he'd have to Praise the Christ every so often to the sinners and monitor to enSure they don't Fold, Spindle or Mutilate their Bibles?

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        • #34
          Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

          Originally posted by SUV View Post
          I Weep - as He did - to learn of this.

          Did he balk at the part where he'd have to Praise the Christ every so often to the sinners and monitor to enSure they don't Fold, Spindle or Mutilate their Bibles?
          If there's one thing that always sets me off, it's a sinner who spindles their Bible. If I had my way, they'd all be rounded up and put in special camps.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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