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  • JawOfAnAss
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • May 2008
    • 313

    #1

    BOZO not working out

    I have some bad feelings deep in my soul about Bozo. He seems to have acquired an uppity smart ass tone since release. Can we have DogSpit here instead?

    Brother Jaw
    Judges 15:16
    And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.
  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932

    #2
    Re: BOZO not working out

    Bozo is an uppity smart ass, that's why he's hated by Christ. However Our Saviour's compassion knows no bounds which is why he was granted day parole. He has 24 hours to prove his worth to Jesus's divine mission and then will be locked up once again. If he crosses the line too much it will be sooner than that.

    Dogspit joins us tomorrow. I only hope she shows up sober.

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    • JawOfAnAss
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • May 2008
      • 313

      #3
      Re: BOZO not working out

      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
      Bozo is an uppity smart ass, that's why he's hated by Christ. However Our Saviour's compassion knows no bounds which is why he was granted day parole. He has 24 hours to prove his worth to Jesus's divine mission and then will be locked up once again. If he crosses the line too much it will be sooner than that.

      Dogspit joins us tomorrow. I only hope she shows up sober.
      Now I understand his bitter tone. I would be bitter and uppity if Jesus hated me.

      DogSpit showing up sober? I just don't see it happening. She'll say she's drunk in the Spirit........HOGWASH!

      Let's just hope she's checked into the motel and drying out right now.
      Starting with a BAC of .50, she might be ready in time. Her normal level is over that, and I think she's toast.
      Judges 15:16
      And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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      • snottyduck
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2008
        • 564

        #4
        Re: BOZO not working out

        Lol, is this the Quarantine marathon??

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        • JawOfAnAss
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • May 2008
          • 313

          #5
          Re: BOZO not working out

          Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
          Lol, is this the Quarantine marathon??
          I thought you were on your honeymoon. Did I miss something?
          Judges 15:16
          And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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          • snottyduck
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Apr 2008
            • 564

            #6
            Re: BOZO not working out

            Originally posted by JawOfAnAss View Post
            I thought you were on your honeymoon. Did I miss something?

            Honeymoon?? Oh my, I do not think so. What gave you that idea??

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            • JawOfAnAss
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • May 2008
              • 313

              #7
              Re: BOZO not working out

              Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
              Oh my
              I take it back......you're gay now. Way to go Snotty......jump out of the pot into the fire.

              You need to read Romans 1. The quintessential section on homers.
              Judges 15:16
              And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932

                #8
                Re: BOZO not working out

                Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                Lol, is this the Quarantine marathon??
                Of course not duck; it's evidence of Christ trying to save souls and His undying compassion for mankind. Even the human trash in the Quarantine section deserve a second chance.

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                • snottyduck
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 564

                  #9
                  Re: BOZO not working out

                  Originally posted by JawOfAnAss View Post
                  I take it back......you're gay now. Way to go Snotty......jump out of the pot into the fire.

                  You need to read Romans 1. The quintessential section on homers.
                  Gay?? Last time I checked my girlfriend was, well, still a girl.

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                  • JawOfAnAss
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2008
                    • 313

                    #10
                    Re: BOZO not working out

                    Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                    Gay?? Last time I checked my girlfriend was, well, still a girl.
                    Are you sure? Might be a M2F......there have been some spottings.
                    Judges 15:16
                    And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027

                      #11
                      Re: BOZO not working out

                      Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                      Honeymoon?? Oh my, I do not think so. What gave you that idea??

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                      • JawOfAnAss
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2008
                        • 313

                        #12
                        Re: BOZO not working out

                        Originally posted by SUV View Post
                        Turn that frown upside down Sister. You wouldn't want to be unequally yoked with a queer now would ya?
                        Judges 15:16
                        And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027

                          #13
                          Re: BOZO not working out

                          Originally posted by JawOfAnAss View Post
                          Turn that frown upside down Sister. You wouldn't want to be unequally yoked with a queer now would ya?
                          But.....Pimple Pee-pee Wee-wee Hee-hee-hee ZIlla?!

                          Oh, I know that's next - I plain know it. The Good Lord just never gets enough of Testing My Faith®

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