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  • Sister Rebecca
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 390

    #16
    Re: Atheist Scum to Aid True Christians™?

    Post-Rapture...
    Well, I know all of you as well as myself, will be in Heaven with our families laughing at the Heathens below that got "Left Behind".
    No one in MY family will be LEFT that needs a postcard. They will all be right there beside me.
    Jesus is watching you masturbate.

    Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.

    numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe

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    • Sixtha
      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
      • Apr 2009
      • 65

      #17
      Re: Atheist Scum to Aid True Christians™?

      This service actually sounds like a pretty good idea. I have a lot of diversic friends who would probably ask what happened to me once I just "pop" in the middle of the living room.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #18
        Re: Atheist Scum to Aid True Christians™?

        You think you are better than your friends?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Sixtha
          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
          • Apr 2009
          • 65

          #19
          Re: Atheist Scum to Aid True Christians™?

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          You think you are better than your friends?
          In a Scale of "who gets saved in the Rapture day", I consider myself lucky.

          I hope.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #20
            Re: Atheist Scum to Aid True Christians™?

            What are you doing to help your friends reach the same place?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Sixtha
              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
              • Apr 2009
              • 65

              #21
              Re: Atheist Scum to Aid True Christians™?

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              What are you doing to help your friends reach the same place?
              We could play scrabble, or get them so drunk so I can convince them about my beliefs and to accept Jesus as their savior, the minute before the rapture!

              Besides that, there isn't really much to do. They won't hear, or they might start to try to convince me about their beliefs, and we just hate that.

              "Let them be", I say, keep things quiet until the "rapture" thing arrives. Only then they will truly understand.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #22
                Re: Atheist Scum to Aid True Christians™?

                Originally posted by Sixtha View Post
                We could play scrabble, or get them so drunk so I can convince them about my beliefs and to accept Jesus as their savior, the minute before the rapture!

                Besides that, there isn't really much to do. They won't hear, or they might start to try to convince me about their beliefs, and we just hate that.

                "Let them be", I say, keep things quiet until the "rapture" thing arrives. Only then they will truly understand.
                Sorry, but it doesn't work that way. God expects us to give it to the heathens with both barrels.

                1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.

                2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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