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  • Jerome Jefferson III
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2014
    • 89

    #1

    Tased by the Police today - not embittered

    Today I was driving in my '97 Caddy when the police pulled me over. Claimed he had a warrant for my arrest, something about child support or whatever.

    He axed me to get out of the car and when I reached for my newports he tased me. I don't remember exactly what happened afterwards but I came to on the ground, convulsing and vomiting a bit in my throat.

    The policeman gentley kicked me to my side so I would not choke.

    I later thanked him for protecting us - what if I HAD been a black thug reaching for a gun?

    Let this be a lesson to young black men reading when you whine about the po-leeze - usually they have a good reason to be afraid of you. Don't take it personally, just say 'yes sir' and take what he gives you, and this way you will overcome stereotypes one instance at a time.

    Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice: 32And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4.31


    Pastor Jerome
    And thy seed shall be as the dust of the earth. Genesis 28:14
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Tased by the Police today - not embittered

    You people are always mixed up with the police, aren't you.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Virginia Day Templeton
      Christ's Battle Axe
       
      • Dec 2006
      • 2827

      #3
      Re: Tased by the Police today - not embittered

      Good job, Rastus. You're a credit to your race. I get metaphorically tasered by the thought police every day when my comments are deleted from news sites, but you don't hear me whining about it.

      I can only imagine the bestial urge to get "revenge" by punching an old white lady in the back of the head or clobbering a wheelchair-bound WWII vet with a hammer. Let's just be clear—you didn't do that, did you?
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      • Mistress Cookie
        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 6790

        #4
        Re: Tased by the Police today - not embittered

        Originally posted by Jerome Jefferson III View Post
        Let this be a lesson to young black men reading when you whine about the po-leeze - usually they have a good reason to be afraid of you. Don't take it personally, just say 'yes sir' and take what he gives you, and this way you will overcome stereotypes one instance at a time.
        This just brings a tear to my throat.

        AT LAST, SOME OF THEM 'GET IT'!

        Thank you for sharing, Brother. I do hope you were not scarred during the encounter. Perhaps if you give that flashy Cadillac to the church, you won't be pulled over again? Just a thought.

        Best wishes, in Christ(TM).

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        • Mother Of Seven
          True Christian™ with a quiverful
          • Jan 2014
          • 2243

          #5
          Re: Tased by the Police today - not embittered

          I'm intrigued that you were axed!
          Originally posted by Jerome Jefferson III View Post
          He axed me to get out of the car
          What sort of axe did he use?

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