[Faith_Machine]

Re: HAPPY BLESSED BIRTHDAY, Pastor Zeke!

Does this have anything to do with cows and free milk?

If you haven't been to the Altar by now he is never going to put a ring on it!




Bless you, my town mattress,
Father Mo




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I am going to kick your ass. It's that simple.

I am going to

KICK.

YOUR.

ASS.



Wait for it.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: HAPPY BLESSED BIRTHDAY, Pastor Zeke!

Thank you, Brother Machine. You would think on this ONE DAY, our beloved Pastor and his loved ones would be free of disgusting CatLick persecution!

As for me, I am sending flowers born by that Freehold paperboy Zeke once admired from my porch. Will someone please give him a ride home if he has to stay late?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: HAPPY BLESSED BIRTHDAY, Pastor Zeke!

You would not believe what just happened to me, Cookie. I took Zeke's houseboy on a road trip to Des Moines because I though it would be nice to get him a manicure and pedicure so he'd look presentable for Zeke's house guests.

Anyway, the lady at the mani-pedi place said she'd give us a good deal if we both got mani-pedis, so I said what the heck. Anyway, our fingernails and toenails are looking really nice now, but when we left the shop, some ruffians who saw us leaving together obviously got the wrong idea and started hurling epithets at us.

I just thank the good Lord I had my Ruger LCR-22 on me. And no, my conceal-and-carry permit is not current, so please instruct gate security not to let any state law enforcement or Des Moines cops into the city until I confirm that this is all straightened out.

I've obviously gone through a heck of a lot to give Zeke a splendid birthday week, but I don't mind. He's worth it.

[Brother V]

Re: HAPPY BLESSED BIRTHDAY, Pastor Zeke!

Personally, I can't think of a person who I respect on these forums currently, more than pastor Zeke!

Even though we've had some differences in the past, Jesus forgives, and so do we.

Now is not the time to bring up past discrepancies, Now is the time for us all to get together and celebrate this man.

I know you all will join me in offering up a toast and a prayer and singing a song for this man.

So, lets all sing together "happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dearest zeee-eeekkkeee; happy birthday to you"!

YIC
V

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: HAPPY BLESSED BIRTHDAY, Pastor Zeke!

I took Zeke's houseboy on a road trip to Des Moines...when we left the shop, some ruffians who saw us leaving together obviously got the wrong idea and started hurling epithets at us....please instruct gate security not to let any state law enforcement or Des Moines cops into the city until I confirm that this is all straightened out.

We got a few calls...those weren't "ruffians"....they were undercover cops doing a stakeout.

Was this salon by any chance at a place called "The Midnight Sun Motel" ? ?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: HAPPY BLESSED BIRTHDAY, Pastor Zeke!

Does this have anything to do with cows and free milk?

If you haven't been to the Altar by now he is never going to put a ring on it!




Bless you, my town mattress,
Father Mo



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How dare you! He put a ring on it 8 years ago.

It's just taking him a while to find the time to actually walk down the isle. He's a very busy and very important man. He is GOD'S favorite Pastor! That's all. You'll see. YOU"LL ALL SEE!


Don't upset Zeke on his special night!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: HAPPY BLESSED BIRTHDAY, Pastor Zeke!

I'm thinking we should declare Pastor Zeke's Birthday a holiday in Freehold. He is, of course, bigger than little Freehold. But, government recognition of him needs to be established and Freehold is the best place to start.

Happy Birthday to a great Christian leader.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: HAPPY BLESSED BIRTHDAY, Pastor Zeke!

We got a few calls...those weren't "ruffians"....they were undercover cops doing a stakeout.

Was this salon by any chance at a place called "The Midnight Sun Motel" ? ?

Hey, I think we're getting a little off track here. Let's put the focus back where it belongs:

ZEKE'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!