[Walter Brimstone]

Re: You all sicken me...

Miss JennyD,

Your True Christianity(tm) has been duly noted and understood and please accept my humblest of apologies (Also to Lord Jesus, Most of All, accept my apologies) if my previous remarks were taken the wrong way.

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

My dear and thoughtful Mr. Brimstone -

I think I can speak for Cookie and myself when I say that we realize your concerns were founded in the Spirit, and of course your knowledge that we are mere womenfolk. We take no offense!

Thank you for your efforts on our behalf. You will certainly receive your reward in Heaven!

For future reference, do bear in mind that I am a True Christian™. Certain certifications from the Department of Faith are required to receive this title. I say this not pridefully; I only mean to indicate to you that you need not worry about my security in our Lord or the righteousness of my judgment.

Again, thank you for your concern about my and Cookie's Salvation©!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: You all sicken me...

Brother Brimstone! Sister Jenny!
As of 9:36 this morning, Joe made the below statement in the "Irate Englishman" thread!!!!!!!

<< << I hope Jesus realises that I've seen the error of my ways. Although arguments are actually quite enjoyable most of the time. >>

HE SEEMS TO BE REPENTING, AND LEANING TOWARD THE FLOCK! Is it another of satan's cruel tricks? Was there any hidden red lettering?

All I want is a happy ending to this wretched upheaval!

[Walter Brimstone]

Re: You all sicken me...

Mistress Cookie,

Farbeit for me to hold any grief against anyone, much less a True
Christian(tm). I was rightfully corrected and that's the end of it.
As far as the other goes, Jesus will decide if he is real in his repentance.

In Jesus,

Walter Brimstone

Brother Brimstone! Sister Jenny!
As of 9:36 this morning, Joe made the below statement in the "Irate Englishman" thread!!!!!!!

<< << I hope Jesus realises that I've seen the error of my ways. Although arguments are actually quite enjoyable most of the time. >>

HE SEEMS TO BE REPENTING, AND LEANING TOWARD THE FLOCK! Is it another of satan's cruel tricks? Was there any hidden red lettering?

All I want is a happy ending to this wretched upheaval!

[JubJub Joe]

Re: You all sicken me...

Alas, there is no hidden lettering...

I fully intend to escape the grasp of the cesspit in which I currently reside.

One day I will be in God's country.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: You all sicken me...

Alas, there is no hidden lettering...

I fully intend to escape the grasp of the cesspit in which I currently reside.

One day I will be in God's country.

I certainly hope so!

What made you decide you wanted to know Jesus?

[WanKer]

Re: You all sicken me...

Would you like to meet somebody who was nailed to a cross and tortured so you can live in Heaven with Angels?

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