On Sabbatical

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Brothers and Sisters in Christ -

I will be on a brief sabbatical to the wilds of Alberta next week, witnessing to workers in the tar sands mining operations, returning August 4.

I look forward to reading more about your Godly successes in sharing the Word with heathens all over the world when I return!

Rev. Mark Rodimer

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: On Sabbatical

I will be on a brief sabbatical to the wilds of Alberta next week, witnessing to workers in the tar sands mining operations, returning August 4.

I've always said that, if anyone can use some churching up, it's the Alberta oilmen. Godspeed, Reverend Rodimer.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: On Sabbatical

Good luck and Godspeed. I wonder how many times Docter Orange Pimplezilla will try to steal your identity while you're away?

[VictoryOS]

Re: On Sabbatical

Be sure to take plenty Bibles with you. Those filthy Canucks will steal yours so they can roll their reefers with the pages. You don't want to get stuck up there without a KJV1611 to guide and protect you.

[Billybob Sunday]

Re: On Sabbatical

Brother,

I will pray for your safety. Here is a warning issued by our righteous brothers and sisters at Westboro Baptist:

WARNING!!!
To God's Elect: Leave Canada NOW!!!

"And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, come out of her my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues." Rev. 18:4
Fags have a 3 point agenda: 1) decriminalize sodomy, 2) add fags to the protected classes as victims like blacks, and 3) criminalize Gospel preaching against fags. Canada's doom is now irreversible!
On April 28, 2004, Canada hoisted a filthy fag finger in the Face of God by passing a law making any criticism of homosexuals a crime punishable by fines and imprisonment. The churches and preachers of Canada tried massive last-minute lobbying and protests on Parliament Hill to defeat the bill -- too little, too late!
For years, WBC has warned that Canada is a homo-fascist state where the filthy fag agenda has become the law of the land. WBC members have been arrested at Ottawa's International Airport upon entering Canada to picket Parliament and burn the Canadian flag. In Alberta, WBC members were ordered by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police not to carry "God Hates Fags" signs on pain of arrest and prosecution. When WBC members did in fact actually burn the Canadian flag in religious protest to Canada's approval of same-sex marriage, the so-called Christians of Canada were the loudest in denouncing WBC and "widely reviling" her Gospel message.
There is no hope for Canada. God hates Canada!

[commie!commie!commie!]

Re: On Sabbatical

Brothers and Sisters in Christ -

I will be on a brief sabbatical to the wilds of Alberta next week, witnessing to workers in the tar sands mining operations, returning August 4.

I look forward to reading more about your Godly successes in sharing the Word with heathens all over the world when I return!

Rev. Mark Rodimer

Imaginative

[Walter Brimstone]

Re: On Sabbatical

Are you saying the Good Rev. Rodimer is a liar? How dare you suggest such a thing!

In Jesus,

Walter Brimstone

Imaginative

[Walter Brimstone]

Re: On Sabbatical

Godspeed Rev. Rodimer and be safe. I shall be praying for your swift return!

In Jesus,

Walter Brimstone

Brothers and Sisters in Christ -

I will be on a brief sabbatical to the wilds of Alberta next week, witnessing to workers in the tar sands mining operations, returning August 4.

I look forward to reading more about your Godly successes in sharing the Word with heathens all over the world when I return!

Rev. Mark Rodimer

[commie!commie!commie!]

Re: On Sabbatical

Are you saying the Good Rev. Rodimer is a liar? How dare you suggest such a thing!

In Jesus,

Walter Brimstone

Not at all, I wouldn't dare suggest anything like that.
Hows Jesus by the way?

[Walter Brimstone]

Re: On Sabbatical

Now you are calling ME a liar??? You just said moments ago that the Rev. Rodimer was and I quote "Imaginative" DID YOU NOT SAY THAT??? That is the EXACT same thing as calling him a liar!!! To answer your second question, I am sure Jesus is doing just fine except he is awfully angry at insolent little peaons like yourself that blatantly disrupt His True Christians(tm) from worshipping Him!!! As far as I go, you will address me in a more respectful tone.

In Jesus,

Walter Brimstone (Mr. Brimstone to you!)

Not at all, I wouldn't dare suggest anything like that.
Hows Jesus by the way?

[commie!commie!commie!]

Re: On Sabbatical

Now you are calling ME a liar??? You just said moments ago that the Rev. Rodimer was and I quote "Imaginative" DID YOU NOT SAY THAT??? That is the EXACT same thing as calling him a liar!!! To answer your second question, I am sure Jesus is doing just fine except he is awfully angry at insolent little peaons like yourself that blatantly disrupt His True Christians™ from worshipping Him!!! As far as I go, you will address me in a more respectful tone.

In Jesus,

Walter Brimstone (Mr. Brimstone to you!)

Walter mate, try not to take yourslef too seriously.

[VictoryOS]

Re: On Sabbatical

Walter mate, try not to take yourslef too seriously.

Let me get this straight. First, you say something derogatory about one of our members. When there's a backlash, you tell us not to take ourselves so seriously. After you have put us down and called us liars. You start a fight and then try to back away from it. Are you some sort of nancyboy?

[commie!commie!commie!]

Re: On Sabbatical

Let me get this straight. First, you say something derogatory about one of our members. When there's a backlash, you tell us not to take ourselves so seriously. After you have put us down and called us liars. You start a fight and then try to back away from it. Are you some sort of nancyboy?

No but as your all beyond reason it's funny to see you squirm. If you want to start something I'm happy to debate with you until the cows come home: God, politics you name it I'll debate it.

[Deaner]

Re: On Sabbatical

If you want to start something I'm happy to debate with you until the cows come home: God, politics you name it I'll debate it.

How can Christ NOT be a divine being when He walked on water?

[VictoryOS]

Re: On Sabbatical

No but as your all beyond reason it's funny to see you squirm.

Who's squirming? You have no effect on us, devil. We walk righteously by the Lord's side.