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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #1

    On Sabbatical

    Brothers and Sisters in Christ -

    I will be on a brief sabbatical to the wilds of Alberta next week, witnessing to workers in the tar sands mining operations, returning August 4.

    I look forward to reading more about your Godly successes in sharing the Word with heathens all over the world when I return!

    Rev. Mark Rodimer
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
  • Ahimaaz Smith
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 2549

    #2
    Re: On Sabbatical

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    I will be on a brief sabbatical to the wilds of Alberta next week, witnessing to workers in the tar sands mining operations, returning August 4.
    I've always said that, if anyone can use some churching up, it's the Alberta oilmen. Godspeed, Reverend Rodimer.

    Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: On Sabbatical

      Good luck and Godspeed. I wonder how many times Docter Orange Pimplezilla will try to steal your identity while you're away?
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • VictoryOS
        True Christian™ Beauty Queen
         
        • Dec 2007
        • 5388

        #4
        Re: On Sabbatical

        Be sure to take plenty Bibles with you. Those filthy Canucks will steal yours so they can roll their reefers with the pages. You don't want to get stuck up there without a KJV1611 to guide and protect you.
        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
        in 2016

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        • Billybob Sunday
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2008
          • 261

          #5
          Re: On Sabbatical

          Brother,

          I will pray for your safety. Here is a warning issued by our righteous brothers and sisters at Westboro Baptist:

          WARNING!!!
          To God's Elect: Leave Canada NOW!!!
          "And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, come out of her my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues." Rev. 18:4
          Fags have a 3 point agenda: 1) decriminalize sodomy, 2) add fags to the protected classes as victims like blacks, and 3) criminalize Gospel preaching against fags. Canada's doom is now irreversible!
          On April 28, 2004, Canada hoisted a filthy fag finger in the Face of God by passing a law making any criticism of homosexuals a crime punishable by fines and imprisonment. The churches and preachers of Canada tried massive last-minute lobbying and protests on Parliament Hill to defeat the bill -- too little, too late!
          For years, WBC has warned that Canada is a homo-fascist state where the filthy fag agenda has become the law of the land. WBC members have been arrested at Ottawa's International Airport upon entering Canada to picket Parliament and burn the Canadian flag. In Alberta, WBC members were ordered by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police not to carry "God Hates Fags" signs on pain of arrest and prosecution. When WBC members did in fact actually burn the Canadian flag in religious protest to Canada's approval of same-sex marriage, the so-called Christians of Canada were the loudest in denouncing WBC and "widely reviling" her Gospel message.
          There is no hope for Canada. God hates Canada!

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          • commie!commie!commie!
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            • Jul 2007
            • 104

            #6
            Re: On Sabbatical

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Brothers and Sisters in Christ -

            I will be on a brief sabbatical to the wilds of Alberta next week, witnessing to workers in the tar sands mining operations, returning August 4.

            I look forward to reading more about your Godly successes in sharing the Word with heathens all over the world when I return!

            Rev. Mark Rodimer

            Imaginative

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            • Walter Brimstone
              On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jul 2008
              • 188

              #7
              Re: On Sabbatical

              Are you saying the Good Rev. Rodimer is a liar? How dare you suggest such a thing!

              In Jesus,

              Walter Brimstone

              Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
              Imaginative

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              • Walter Brimstone
                On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2008
                • 188

                #8
                Re: On Sabbatical

                Godspeed Rev. Rodimer and be safe. I shall be praying for your swift return!

                In Jesus,

                Walter Brimstone

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Brothers and Sisters in Christ -

                I will be on a brief sabbatical to the wilds of Alberta next week, witnessing to workers in the tar sands mining operations, returning August 4.

                I look forward to reading more about your Godly successes in sharing the Word with heathens all over the world when I return!

                Rev. Mark Rodimer

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                • commie!commie!commie!
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                  • Jul 2007
                  • 104

                  #9
                  Re: On Sabbatical

                  Originally posted by Walter Brimstone View Post
                  Are you saying the Good Rev. Rodimer is a liar? How dare you suggest such a thing!

                  In Jesus,

                  Walter Brimstone
                  Not at all, I wouldn't dare suggest anything like that.
                  Hows Jesus by the way?

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                  • Walter Brimstone
                    On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 188

                    #10
                    Re: On Sabbatical

                    Now you are calling ME a liar??? You just said moments ago that the Rev. Rodimer was and I quote "Imaginative" DID YOU NOT SAY THAT??? That is the EXACT same thing as calling him a liar!!! To answer your second question, I am sure Jesus is doing just fine except he is awfully angry at insolent little peaons like yourself that blatantly disrupt His True Christians(tm) from worshipping Him!!! As far as I go, you will address me in a more respectful tone.

                    In Jesus,

                    Walter Brimstone (Mr. Brimstone to you!)

                    Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
                    Not at all, I wouldn't dare suggest anything like that.
                    Hows Jesus by the way?

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                    • commie!commie!commie!
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                      • Jul 2007
                      • 104

                      #11
                      Re: On Sabbatical

                      Originally posted by Walter Brimstone View Post
                      Now you are calling ME a liar??? You just said moments ago that the Rev. Rodimer was and I quote "Imaginative" DID YOU NOT SAY THAT??? That is the EXACT same thing as calling him a liar!!! To answer your second question, I am sure Jesus is doing just fine except he is awfully angry at insolent little peaons like yourself that blatantly disrupt His True Christians™ from worshipping Him!!! As far as I go, you will address me in a more respectful tone.

                      In Jesus,

                      Walter Brimstone (Mr. Brimstone to you!)
                      Walter mate, try not to take yourslef too seriously.

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                      • VictoryOS
                        True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                         
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 5388

                        #12
                        Re: On Sabbatical

                        Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
                        Walter mate, try not to take yourslef too seriously.
                        Let me get this straight. First, you say something derogatory about one of our members. When there's a backlash, you tell us not to take ourselves so seriously. After you have put us down and called us liars. You start a fight and then try to back away from it. Are you some sort of nancyboy?
                        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                        in 2016

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                        • commie!commie!commie!
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                          • Jul 2007
                          • 104

                          #13
                          Re: On Sabbatical

                          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                          Let me get this straight. First, you say something derogatory about one of our members. When there's a backlash, you tell us not to take ourselves so seriously. After you have put us down and called us liars. You start a fight and then try to back away from it. Are you some sort of nancyboy?
                          No but as your all beyond reason it's funny to see you squirm. If you want to start something I'm happy to debate with you until the cows come home: God, politics you name it I'll debate it.

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                          • Deaner
                            Christ's Love Messenger
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5932

                            #14
                            Re: On Sabbatical

                            Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
                            If you want to start something I'm happy to debate with you until the cows come home: God, politics you name it I'll debate it.
                            How can Christ NOT be a divine being when He walked on water?

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                            • VictoryOS
                              True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                               
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 5388

                              #15
                              Re: On Sabbatical

                              Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
                              No but as your all beyond reason it's funny to see you squirm.
                              Who's squirming? You have no effect on us, devil. We walk righteously by the Lord's side.
                              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                              in 2016

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