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  • Bjorn Jensen
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2012
    • 2356

    #1

    God makes a staement about secular science - destroys a NASA space rocket

    The gay-enabling atheists at NASA was going to launch yet another rocket for their sickular pseudo-science into the 6,000 years old universe. So thought they, cause today God had something in else store for them and blew their phallic shaped space rocket into little pieces







    PRAISE JESUS! HALLELUJAH!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: God makes a staement about secular science - destroys a NASA space rocket

    Praise Jesus that's the hand of GOD at work right there. And I've heard through Republican News Sources that the rocket ship that God blew up was chock-full of spy devices that Obama was preparing to use to SPY ON LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH!


    Thank you Jesus! Thank you!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: God makes a staement about secular science - destroys a NASA space rocket

      You'd think prideful man would have learned after the Tower of Babel, but no, they risk going higher and higher. Well, God will not be mocked!


      Thank you JESUS for this Divine Destruction, a testament to your Power and Glory!
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Alvin Moss
        Serving Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2013
        • 4468

        #4
        Re: God makes a staement about secular science - destroys a NASA space rocket

        These space rockets are said to travel to the moon and even beyond into the heavens. That is ridiculous. We are supposed to believe that they carry men for rides in outer space and even to far planets.


        The truth is that they can't even get off the Earth.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • Unfalsifiable
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2008
          • 836

          #5
          Re: God makes a staement about secular science - destroys a NASA space rocket

          I've always wondered what damage those space geeks have been doing to the upper firmament. No surprises to see the big man upstairs keeping them in line.
          READ THE BIBLE

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          • Jack O'fagan
            With faith as immovable as the Earth
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 4836

            #6
            Re: God makes a staement about secular science - destroys a NASA space rocket

            Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
            I've always wondered what damage those space geeks have been doing to the upper firmament. No surprises to see the big man upstairs keeping them in line.
            Agreed, I saw a star falling down only a few days ago. I believe it may have been loosened by some vibration from one of these rocket things.

            I also believe it's another sign of His imminent return. Any day now.

            Revelation 6:13
            And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.

            YIC

            Jack
            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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            • Preacher.be
              Unsaved trash
              • Oct 2014
              • 31

              #7
              Re: God makes a staement about secular science - destroys a NASA space rocket

              They've been punsihed because they try to reach to Kingdom of God...

              Praise Lord, i hope they'll not try again

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              • ExGay Alex
                Helping boys become upright model citizens
                True Christian™
                • May 2008
                • 1295

                #8
                Re: God makes a staement about secular science - destroys a NASA space rocket

                The rocket probably just smashed right into the firmament. It is amazing to me that secular scientists ignore the Bible. If they had read Genesis Chapter 1, they would have known to watch out for it.
                "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                • Preacher.be
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Oct 2014
                  • 31

                  #9
                  Re: God makes a staement about secular science - destroys a NASA space rocket

                  Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
                  The rocket probably just smashed right into the firmament. It is amazing to me that secular scientists ignore the Bible. If they had read Genesis Chapter 1, they would have known to watch out for it.
                  They think they're more powerful than our LORD... That's why He give them a lesson

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                  • A Follower
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 872

                    #10
                    Re: God makes a staement about secular science - destroys a NASA space rocket

                    Thank you Jesus!

                    It looks like God means business now, He just swatted another one of those space planes out of the sky.

                    Science fiction nerds: it is time to give up on the space hoax. Your fairy tales are called fiction for a reason. You claimed the moon was made out of cheese, but even the guys who pretended to go to the moon (after getting billions in free science grants) never brought back any cheese. You wrote in your books that an invasion by Martians was imminent, and by that you terrorized us into giving you many more billions of dollars, but now even the make-believe robots you put on Mars see nothing but rocks. I know you guys are now claiming earth could be hit by an asteroid and you need more billions to send space ships to asteroids and what not, but I'm not buying it anymore. You can't keep fooling us like that. You know in your hearts all that space stuff isn't real. God is showing you who's Boss in this universe, this is your chance to get right with The Lord and be saved, just like us, or tomorrow the space ship you're on might explode.
                    Leviticus 26:15-16
                    And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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                    • WWJDnow
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 6314

                      #11
                      Re: God makes a staement about secular science - destroys a NASA space rocket

                      It's a wonder that God lets any of those space missions succeed.
                      The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                      • Bjorn Jensen
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2012
                        • 2356

                        #12
                        Re: God makes a staement about secular science - destroys a NASA space rocket

                        Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                        It's a wonder that God lets any of those space missions succeed.
                        They don't. They are all make-believe just like the fake moon landing. Real attempts ends up liike the 2 examples we've seen this week, that's what happens when you sodomize God with phallic shaped space rockets.

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                        • Ex-soccer player
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2012
                          • 285

                          #13
                          Re: God makes a staement about secular science - destroys a NASA space rocket

                          It's good to long to go to heaven because Jesus is there and we True Christians will finally meet Him up there (1 Thessalonians 4:17), but this will happen by faith in Jesus Christ, not by travelling in silly spaceships! God gave us authority to subdue the earth (Genesis 1:28), not the heaven! It's a sin and a mockery to send rockets up there and those who participate in it deserve rightful punishment!

                          The heaven, even the heavens, are the Lord's: but the earth hath he given to the children of men. - Psalm 115:16
                          Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51

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