Anyone want to join the Idaho wolf-killing contest?

[Bjorn Jensen]

Was the Landover Helloween Witch Hunt not enough for you? Well then I think I have something right for you. Cause now you have the chance of joining a massive wildlife killing contest in the forests of the great, God-fearing Republican state of Idaho.

Animals targeted in the predator derby are wolves, coyotes, jackrabbits, starlings, skunks, weasels and raccoons.

Cash and prizes will be awarded to the hunters who kills the most animals.

The executive director of Idaho for Wildlife calls the wolf-killing contest a fight against all radical anti-hunting and anti-gun environmentalists and liberals who has no understanding of the threats presented by wolves and coyotes against commercial livestock and big-game animals that God put on this world for us to subdue and kill.

Genesis 1:28
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.


Get your guns and plane tickets ready! We are going on a trophy hunt and good ol' family fun in Idaho with the chance of winning prizes!

Personally I'm bringing my Nosler M48 TGR

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Anyone want to join the Idaho wolf-killing contest?

God knows I love subduing feral beasts! This is a great idea...I think those 40,000 God hating wildlife enablers who oppose the contest should be entered into the derby as quarry, though. Liberals are dumber than the average house dog, and not very difficult to track and kill in the wilderness, but at this point sportsmanship has little to do with it.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Anyone want to join the Idaho wolf-killing contest?

Watch out for any sneaky Papists or some other kind of cultist. Give em both barrels, so to speak.

Matthew 7:15
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."