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  • #1

    The Missus wrote this with His Help

    As penned by my darling Mrs. PP, with minor husbandly corrections:


    I Feel The Hand Of God
    At first I felt a reticence
    to place my hand on His
    omnipresence: upon the Corning
    cook top, setting: SIMMER. Time,
    time, brought proof of God by warmth,
    yet still I was not sure enough. MEDIUM:
    a moment more and I felt well
    touched by grace of oh dear God. HIGH:
    my hand arises, as if by force of....

    I do not know the answers; only
    questions, of why I cry at times,
    when nothing's in my oven.
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    Re: The Missus wrote this with His Help

    She is a bit obscure at times, even to me, master of wth.

    Once the tears stopped, the Missus asked if we might not... bake....you know, put a little something in the "oven" as we say. At 53, it seemsa mite late to me. She won't adopt so willingly. I'd like a pickaninny gal, myself; one good at laundry work, a baby who can work a clothes mangle by five.
    We're liberal conservatives and I would love to give a home to an unwanted little nigra. Applications accepted, fair price paid.

    Alternatively, biological clocks can be reset by God, we know this.
    Look at Barbara Bush: she sired GWB and she was 75 or so, something like that?

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    • #3
      Re: The Missus wrote this with His Help

      What? Are you stuck in Victorian Britain?
      Your wife wants a kid, that's obvious.

      But take away the innocence of childhood and you don't deserve this life.

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      • #4
        Re: The Missus wrote this with His Help

        Originally posted by LambOfGod View Post
        What? Are you stuck in Victorian Britain?
        Your wife wants a kid, that's obvious.

        But take away the innocence of childhood and you don't deserve this life.
        What a bunch of gibberish!!! Why I never!!!

        I'd rather be stuck in Britian, even with Victoria's Secretions, than be stuck where you're headed:

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        • #5
          Re: The Missus wrote this with His Help

          Brother Peter, it is obvious to anyone with eyes that the Holy Spirit was guiding your ball and chain better half when she penned the above missive.

          Perhaps a few remnants of Holiness or at least the Spiritness has lingered, that you might be siccessful in producing your own little picanninie servant girl. The Godly Sarah Palin is a shining example of what Jesus can do for those deserving of a new showpiece. Even the runts are cute, in their own way.

          Treat yourself to a new set of golf clubs, brother. Well done.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: The Missus wrote this with His Help



            Somebody above ((I won't rub it in)) tried to judge against our Lord.
            In result I weep tenderly for the lost.

            However, God will answer Christian prayer: a little girl is on the way here!
            It's only a matter of secular paper work now and a fresh tithe to Landover
            seals the deal. Thank you, brothers and sisters. What shall we name our
            new browned baby? "Carmelina"?
            (have seen a image of the toddler--she's what is termed a high yellow girl)

            Will post an image soon as possible. Five and one half! Ready for school!
            Ready to turn help turn the crank of her new momma's wringer, a strong girl.
            It's all so good. Except for the damned unsaved. Save a burned baby today?

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            • #7
              Re: The Missus wrote this with His Help

              Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
              ...Will post an image soon as possible. Five and one half! Ready for school!
              Ready to turn help turn the crank....
              Hooray, progress! The adoption agency has sent us a first set of photos of babies needing a new home.
              The question is, we can only afford one baby. Which twin is the one you'd take?
              Right or left, they are both adorable, and so clean! The PP family is overjoyed!
              More later; a high yellow girl is our first choice, sure, but choosers can't be beggars.

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