Attn: Brother J Lombardo

[BrotherLarry]

The LORD blessed me with a song which I think would do well on your (our) next recording or 8 track. It's called "My Cup Runneth Over."


I'm wearing the bra of Jesus today
With cups full of blessings, I'll wear it for aye
It's ample, abundant, and filled from above
My cup runneth over with Christ Jesus' love


No underwire needed, for Jesus holds it up
So snug and yet comfy, this miraculous cup
No need to be bound with the discomfort of sin
When you wear the bra of Jesus, the victory you'll win!


My cup runneth over with glorious love
My cup runneth over it fits like a glove
Though evil assails me my eyes look above
My cup runneth over with Christ Jesus' love




I have a few more verses that need to be tweaked but it's obviously almost ready to be recorded. Still very anxious to collaborate with you.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Attn: Brother J Lombardo

Brother Larry, it would be a blessed honor to collaborate with such a sensitive, talented, heterosexual True Christian™ songster like yourself. I hope with my decades of experience in the Christian music genre, I can relieve your anxiety and inspire the good Jesus-y feelings to flow through us.

What I love about your Jesus bra is it is refreshing antithesis to the wretched LSD magic undergarments. I can see the symbolism of the underwear obviously being the evil below, hence one must look above. The visceral image you create in your lyrics really jiggles my desire to Praise every inch of Him.

[DolliMoans]

Re: Attn: Brother J Lombardo

Dear Brother Larry,

I received word from Jim's brother, Sheriff Joe Lombardo, 17th Sheriff of Clark County, NV, that Jim Lombardo did something naughty and has barricaded himself in a prayer closet for an indefinite period of time, until he sees the light and Jesus tells him it's safe to come out.

Being the concerned mother-type, I found this out through a bit of discreet inquiry. I hope Jim is feeding himself at least.


In the meantime, I'd be happy to step in and exercise a creative hand for any musical projects! I used to be a Sunday music supervisor for my kids at the KKK (Kristian Kids Korner). My style may be a bit tacky, but I'm sure we can plug some beats out.


Here's a sample of my dabblings:

Wash Your Hands by Dolleen Moans

Wash your hands to make them nice for Jesus,
Wash them nice and clean,
Get all that dirt and Satan out, so Christ shall not get mean.

When you frolic in your vice, your soul gets stained for damned.
So clean your act, take my advice,
For Christ's Sake WASH YOUR HAND!

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Attn: Brother J Lombardo

I think I would have Brother Lombardo's agreement that your sample there is just um, hard to describe. But we'll be in touch if we need you.

[DolliMoans]

Re: Attn: Brother J Lombardo

I will wait with bated breath, Brother.