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  • #31
    Re: The Preacher

    Well the idea, Zeke, was not to post about how good a dish of 'little tiger' is at Wu Lin's, or the fact that the bible doesn't say NOT to eat them, but more on the fact that they are intelligent and loyal loving animals who shouldn't be eaten. It's not right to eat an intelligent animal. Would you eat a dog?

    As to porterhouse steak and potroast, thanks, I was wondering what I should cook for dinner. One of those things is a good idea.
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    • #32
      Re: The Preacher

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      Well the idea, Zeke, was not to post about how good a dish of 'little tiger' is at Wu Lin's, or the fact that the bible doesn't say NOT to eat them, but more on the fact that they are intelligent and loyal loving animals who shouldn't be eaten. It's not right to eat an intelligent animal. Would you eat a dog?

      As to porterhouse steak and pot roast, thanks, I was wondering what I should cook for dinner. One of those things is a good idea.
      All animals are meat provided by God for Man to feast upon at his leisure. Cuteness or ability to do tricks does not grant immunity from consumption. If a dog can earn its keep by chasing off wandering messicants or keeping the coloreds in line, then fine, it lives. But the first time it lest one get past the perimeter, its in the stew pot for Fido. If a cow gives milk for sale, then it can sleep in the barn. When that milk stops, its steaks and chops. Just because bossie the cow might be taught to genuflect when I walk past, it doesn't mean I won't throw her on the grill later that day. For GOD sayeth....

      Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which [is] upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which [is] the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
      1:30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein [there is] life, [I have given] every green herb for meat: and it was so.

      Thus sayeth the Lord. Any questions?

      BTW, I hope you choke on your pot roast.
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      • #33
        Re: The Preacher

        doesn't mean I won't through her on the grill later that day.
        I have a question, why would you through a cow on the grill... does one not throw things on the grill?
        Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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        • #34
          Re: The Preacher

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          All animals are meat provided by God for Man to feast upon at his leisure. Cuteness or ability to do tricks does not grant immunity from consumption. If a dog can earn its keep by chasing off wandering messicants or keeping the coloreds in line, then fine, it lives. But the first time it lest one get past the perimeter, its in the stew pot for Fido. If a cow gives milk for sale, then it can sleep in the barn. When that milk stops, its steaks and chops. Just because bossie the cow might be taught to genuflect when I walk past, it doesn't mean I won't through her on the grill later that day. For GOD sayeth....

          Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which [is] upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which [is] the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
          1:30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein [there is] life, [I have given] every green herb for meat: and it was so.

          Thus sayeth the Lord. Any questions?
          Well, that's stupid. Clearly some animals, while they can be eaten, are not really of the physical characteristic to be eaten. Cats are predators. Would you go hunt and eat a lion? Or a panther? Well, I have no doubt you would if you could but they'd more than likely eat you if they could get the chance.
          And if you pay attention to the bible in those ways, why aren't you eating grasshoppers? The bible clearly states that grasshoppers are in the 'approved food' list.

          BTW, I hope you choke on your pot roast.
          Thanks, I will enjoy my pot roast.
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          • #35
            Re: The Preacher

            On Meats

            That man doth eat
            the fly is true.

            The toad may eat the fly.
            The cat may eat the toad.
            After which there is the dog

            for Chinese joints; and bistros of

            the Frogs consume the frog.




            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Peter, how about one about cats?
            The people here seem to hate cats
            and think that just because the bible doesn't say not to eat them,
            that it's ok to go around eating them.
            Maybe a nice cat poem would help them change their mind?

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            • #36
              Re: The Preacher

              What?
              Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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              • #37
                Re: The Preacher

                She swallowed the Cat to catch the Bird
                She swallowed the Bird to catch the Spider
                She swallowed the Spider to catch the Fly

                I don't know why she swallowed the Fly!

                But I couldn't find these particular details in my Bible(KJV1611)

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                • #38
                  Re: The Preacher

                  I haven't heard that rhyme in ages. Didn't the lady die after eating like a horse or something?
                  Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                  • #39
                    Re: The Preacher

                    Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                    I haven't heard that rhyme in ages. Didn't the lady die after eating like a horse or something?
                    Isaiah 22:13
                    And behold joy and gladness, slaying oxen, and killing sheep, eating flesh, and drinking wine: let us eat and drink; for to morrow we shall die.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • #40
                      Re: The Preacher

                      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                      She swallowed the Cat to catch the Bird
                      She swallowed the Bird to catch the Spider
                      She swallowed the Spider to catch the Fly

                      I don't know why she swallowed the Fly!

                      But I couldn't find these particular details in my Bible(KJV1611)
                      I dredge up a childhood memory my father recited or sang to me.
                      I don't know how close my impromtu recitation comes to the original,
                      but here it is, for whatever it's worth,

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                      • #41
                        Re: The Preacher

                        To be honest I thought it was a little bland, could have done with a pinch of salt... Oh sorry we're not talking about my dinner. *shrugs* I'm sure it was longer than that.
                        Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                        • #42
                          Re: The Preacher

                          Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                          To be honest I thought it was a little bland, could have done with a pinch of salt... Oh sorry we're not talking about my dinner. *shrugs* I'm sure it was longer than that.
                          It helps to make it a habit to quote when referring to other postings.
                          We can't tell what you are talking about without a direct quote, see?

                          thnx,

                          Peter

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                          • #43
                            Re: The Preacher

                            Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                            It helps to make it a habit to quote when referring to other postings.
                            We can't tell what you are talking about without a direct quote, see?

                            thnx,

                            Peter
                            Even when it's the post right after? Well that either makes me profoundly intelligent our you all profoundly stupid.
                            Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                            • #44
                              Re: The Preacher

                              Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                              Even when it's the post right after? Well that either makes me profoundly intelligent our you all profoundly stupid.
                              Different people like different display settings.

                              Peter likes that weird threaded thingy, which is very difficult and tiresome to navigate. He likes to make posting a challenge, because the debates are usually lacking.

                              The rest of us have it set to chronological, oldest first (the board default) because it's easy to follow, and we can focus on rebuking foul sinners and helping them find their way to Jesus instead of fiddling with our posts.

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                              • #45
                                Re: The Preacher

                                The debates are only 'lacking' because you wackos define 'god did it' as the absolute answer to all questions and refuse to look at any evidence, you only look at a book!
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