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    JESUS IS ERECT

    The LORD GOD inspired Sister Dana to ask me about writing a song after my earlier post in the Easter thread. After spending 30 seconds in prayer, this masterpiece came to me like in a dream or a vision.


    I dedicate it to Sister Dana and of course, the LORD JESUS.


    JESUS IS ERECT
    by BrotherLarry with inspiration from GOD


    1. Well, the women they went to the tomb
    They were filled with dread and gloom
    The angels asked why they felt the need to cry
    Because no one else was in the room of the tomb
    Then Jesus Himself said Hello
    There's no need to weep and moan, I say so
    Cause I am erect, you I'll never neglect
    Now dry those eyes and you go


    CHORUS:
    Tell everyone I am erect!
    Yes Jesus who died, and who never ever lied
    Is out of the tomb, that was filled with such gloom
    Tell everyone I am erect!
    He is erect! He is erect! My Jesus was dead but He's erect!
    He is erect! He is erect! My Jesus was dead but He's erect!


    2. Now the devil doesn't want you to know
    That Jesus is no longer laying low
    He stood up on His Feet, the devil to beat
    And that is why He wants you to go!
    Don't sit there in misery and woe
    Get up like He did, and GO
    Don't waste all your time on funeral rhymes
    Get up and get busy and GO


    (REPEAT CHORUS)
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
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  • #2
    Re: JESUS IS ERECT

    Jesus had such a magnificent erection, coming back from the dead like that. Truly a rock-solid MIRACLE that the atheists can't explain away. That's why His righteous erection frightens them so much, because it spits all over Darwin's face. It's songs like this that are really arousing because they arouse your thoughts about God and His glory, unlike secular trash. Lovely application of Psalm 105:2, Brother Larry. Praise Jesus!
    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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    • #3
      Re: JESUS IS ERECT

      Simply beautiful, Brother Larry. My sons are learning the words as I type this. They just can't help but laugh with joy over his erection!
      Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
      1 Corinthians 11:13

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      • #4
        Re: JESUS IS ERECT

        Amazing, Brother Larry! This one is my favorite so far!
        And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
        Deuteronomy 6.5

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        • #5
          Re: JESUS IS ERECT

          Poetry such as this about Jesus just tickles me inside with glee. Why is that? Is it because Jesus himself is so large and conducts me with such...magnitude? I may have to sit down for this one. Thank you for sharing this with me Brother Larry. You’ve made this girl smile ear to ear this Easter.
          My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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          • #6
            Re: JESUS IS ERECT

            You're a pervert

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            • #7
              Re: JESUS IS ERECT

              Originally posted by #DEVILFORPRESIDENT View Post
              You're a pervert
              Protip: aim your insults. Who, exactly, are you accusing of preversion?


              if it's me, nvm, fair cop

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                Re: JESUS IS ERECT

                The Lord is risen indeed.... Luke 24:34
                The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                • #9
                  Re: JESUS IS ERECT

                  Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                  The Lord is risen indeed.... Luke 24:34
                  Glory! Truly Simon was blessed to have had the privilege of laying eyes on Christ's erection.
                  I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                  Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                  But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                  From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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