Gays are Damned - A Collaboration

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

A new poster that calls himself The Poet got himself thrown into Quarantine. While there, he wrote a poem. It had a few unGodly elements, which I fixed.

So, without further ado, I present a collaboration between The Poet and Captain Aaron Portway:

Gays are Damned

Gays are Damned

So why are gays so as evil?
The church screams at us
That's it's wrong
But why do they have a say?
Because they have the Bible!
A book that is the Holy Word of God!
Because God hates our sodomite Love,
He is the True and Righteous God!
The God of Faith, hopes to Save us Godless queers,
What must we reject His love?

Gays are Damned

A man cannot love another man.
They should deny it!
Deny what they feel in there Hellbound souls.
It is wrong for a man to love a man,
A woman to love a woman.
God has told us so.
Our God wants us all to love correctly,
A man and a woman, damned are the others,
Damned to Hell!

Gays are Damned

I know many people will hate me for this
And if they must, they should.
The church will knock down my doors
And take me alive because I'm a gay.
They want to be a power and a force for God,
They do God's Holy work
They give of themselves,
Totally unselfishly

Gays are DAMNED!

Any comments would be appreciated!

[Brian Dyk]

Re: Gays are Damned - A Collaboration

This brought me to tears. It's so inspired, that if I could, I would nominate it for the 151st psalm. (I DO NOT endorse changing or adding to the Bible.)

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Gays are Damned - A Collaboration

AMEN!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Gays are Damned - A Collaboration

Thanks guys. But it really was a joint effort. The Poet deserves quite a bit of the credit.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Gays are Damned - A Collaboration

Thanks guys. But it really was a joint effort. The Poet deserves quite a bit of the credit.

Maybe The Poet is some sort of idiot savant. Best however to keep him in quarantine. I saw the original and while both blasphemous and disturbing it did have a kernel from which you could work, Brother Portway.

Well Done!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[JennyD]

Re: Gays are Damned - A Collaboration

Captain Portway, I misread the title of this thread.

I thought it said, "Gays are Damned - A Celebration"!

No party?

[VictoryOS]

Re: Gays are Damned - A Collaboration

No party?

We can still have a party, Sister Jenny. I think it's a wonderful idea! A celebration of God's Righteous Judgment on the souls of those perverted queers and lessbeins. If we can remember, maybe we could celebrate His Endless Love for us on April 20th every year.

Any excuse for cake!

[Nobar King]

Re: Gays are Damned - A Collaboration

A party? The gays will all want to come.

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Gays are Damned - A Collaboration

A party? The gays will all want to come.

That’s fine. We can have them do the party decorations and then we can pay them with The Word of God (or a good stoning).