Please Lawd Jeesus by VJJ

[Vavoline Johnson]

Caddilack O Caddilack, Mr Repo man,
Bring it on back as fast as you can!

It ain't my fault, I ain't got no money,
Life would have been easier iffen I had a Joos money.

Jeesus, O Jeesus, they say you will provide,
So please bring me back my Caddilack ride!

Jeesus O Jeesus I ain't got not list,
But please send me a gold Rolex for my fat black wrist!

by Miz Vavoline Jackson Johnson

[Townsend Spruce]

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Mis Vavoline- I sense the rapture when you speak in the angels toung like that!

[Nurse Clampett]

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Maya Angelou can eat her own gizzards out!

[Townsend Spruce]

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Here is a try from me

Hernia Surgery
The pain comes
Double the Percocet

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Here is a try from me

Hernia Surgery
The pain comes
Double the Percocet

Dat must be that Hiawhoochi poetry, da stuff that don't rhyme that no body likes.
Anyway, what does dat have to do wif Jeesus? And dont you be going and highjackin my poetry thread!

[Townsend Spruce]

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I've been sayin Jesus! Jesus! ever since I had hernia surgery yestaerday. And it's call haiku poetry from Japan you ignorant negress

[Johnnyboy]

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Here is a try from me

Hernia Surgery
The pain comes
Double the Percocet

Hello,

Please post a thread in the introductory forum. Please tell us about yourself and what brought you to LBC.

Thanks,

[Johnnyboy]

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I've been sayin Jesus! Jesus! ever since I had hernia surgery yestaerday. And it's call haiku poetry from Japan you ignorant negress

No one here cares about haiku jap poetry. Are you some kind of Buddhist?
Don't say bad things about Miss Vavoline. She's a friend of mine.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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No one here cares about haiku jap poetry. Are you some kind of Buddhist?
Don't say bad things about Miss Vavoline. She's a friend of mine.

He must be the Debil incarnate, Mr Johnny. Iffen he has a hernia, he needs to go up to Prayer Requests and bother them, leave us artists alone!

[eliot mayfield]

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Caddilack O Caddilack, Mr Repo man,
Bring it on back as fast as you can!

It ain't my fault, I ain't got no money,
Life would have been easier iffen I had a Joos money.

Jeesus, O Jeesus, they say you will provide,
So please bring me back my Caddilack ride!

Jeesus O Jeesus I ain't got not list,
But please send me a gold Rolex for my fat black wrist!

by Miz Vavoline Jackson Johnson

That sounds like that Blues music and that is the Devil's music!!

You're not related to that Johnson who sold his soul at midnight on the crossroads are you?

[Luther T Washington]

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Caddilack O Caddilack, Mr Repo man,
Bring it on back as fast as you can!

It ain't my fault, I ain't got no money,
Life would have been easier iffen I had a Joos money.

Jeesus, O Jeesus, they say you will provide,
So please bring me back my Caddilack ride!

Jeesus O Jeesus I ain't got not list,
But please send me a gold Rolex for my fat black wrist!

by Miz Vavoline Jackson Johnson

Well I had no idea you were an aspiring poet Miss Vavoline! It is a worthy first effort. It does have somewhat of a rhyme to it.

However, this poem is also a prayer. I doubt you'll have much success getting Jesus to listen to you by asking only for possessions and wealth. I'm sure Jesus will embrace you in His Love if you pray for more spiritual things like salvation and peace.

Oh and don't forget to bless us all with your presence at the Colleton A.M.E. Okra Stomp on Saturday!

[Vavoline Johnson]

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That sounds like that Blues music and that is the Devil's music!!

You're not related to that Johnson who sold his soul at midnight on the crossroads are you?

Yessur, dat was my great cousin Mr Robert Johnson wrote that. Junkie Eric Clapton stole da song, made all the money and Cousin Robert died old, drunk and broke.
Now my poetry ain't about the blues, no sur. It's based on old Negro Spirituals, songs given to the coloreds directly from Jeesus Christ his-self so we could entertain oursebles on Mastas ole plaintations!
Notice the poems have a good beat and you can dance to them, unlike some uppity negress lesbos poems.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Well I had no idea you were an aspiring poet Miss Vavoline! It is a worthy first effort. It does have somewhat of a rhyme to it.

However, this poem is also a prayer. I doubt you'll have much success getting Jesus to listen to you by asking only for possessions and wealth. I'm sure Jesus will embrace you in His Love if you pray for more spiritual things like salvation and peace.

Oh and don't forget to bless us all with your presence at the Colleton A.M.E. Okra Stomp on Saturday!

Luther, you had me at "worthy effort" den you lost me after that.
But anyways, I'd be honored to go to the Okra Stomp iffen you can pick me up and take me.
Did you read my Joo poem yet? It's destinated to be a classic!

[Professor Tyeisha X]

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FEMINIST, RACIALLY-CONSCIOUS POST-MODERN TEXTUAL ANALYSIS OF THE POETRY OF THE DEFEATED AND SELF-LOATHING VAVOLINE JOHNSON
by Professor Tyeisha X

Miss Johnson, you continue to display the ignorance and self-loathing that the White Male Patriarchy has instilled into you ever since the days of slavery. You need to rise up and become an independent African-American Woman. The Blues are a racist invention meant to keep African-Americans in a perpetual state of negative thinking and depression. An emotionally crippled person cannot rise up against their persecuters and challenge the system.

Let's submit your text to critical analysis to unearth the myriad of racist undertones in your work.

Caddilack O Caddilack, Mr Repo man,
Bring it on back as fast as you can!

One of the negative side-effects about modern-day "bling-bling" culture in African-American youth is the tendency to purchase material possessions in which you cannot afford. In Miss Johnson's case, the love for a showy ride, a Cadillac, far outweighed what her checkbook could accomodate. Surely Miss Vavoline would be far happier in an eco-friendly car like a Toyota Prius than that 8-cylinder gas guzzling monstrosity.

It ain't my fault, I ain't got no money,
Life would have been easier iffen I had a Joos money.

Now I agree with the sentiment of these verses, for African-American are indeed economically oppressed by White Jews, however because of the depression and negative self-perception as fostered by blues music, African-Americans have been reluctant to strive forward and break new ground.

Jeesus, O Jeesus, they say you will provide,
So please bring me back my Caddilack ride!

Another form of oppression the White Race has released upon us is Christianity. They would have us bow before a blonde-haired, blue-eyed Jesus Christ as a literal God. Marx said that religion is the opiate of the masses, but I say in the African-American's case, it is crack. The whites have turned our natural jungle rythyms and tribal beats against us into "Gospel music". Our natural music abilities are transformed from a sign of racial identity and power into a tool to promote our subservience to the White God.

Jeesus O Jeesus I ain't got not list,
But please send me a gold Rolex for my fat black wrist!

by Miz Vavoline Jackson Johnson

Another fine example of the futility of the "bling-bling" mentality. Miss Vavoline is in the position where she can't even afford basic transportation, yet she is concerned about receiving impractical jewelry. The White Man profits from the African-American race this way. He would rather see you in constant debt, which reduces your self-worth and keeps you financially weak so that you are forever enslaved by his corporations. The corporation is the new slavemaster in America.

I would hope that people reading Miss Johnson's poem and my excellent critical analysis would see just how dire shape our race is in, as evidenced by a few lines of Miss Johnson's poem. Let us be strong African-American women and shed the chains of oppression!

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Another fine example of the futility of the "bling-bling" mentality. Miss Vavoline is in the position where she can't even afford basic transportation, yet she is concerned about receiving impractical jewelry.

Course I am fool, I cain't be wearin no Caddilack!