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  • Poetic Peter
    Christian Poet Emeritus
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2006
    • 1696

    #1

    Oh, Good Lord!


    Forgive me, You, to whom I die,
    For in the end, there is no lie;
    Only rest for the wolf, and lamb, alike.

    And smite from the heart, by dreamless sleep,
    All that was bad, or good, of this baaaahing sheep.
  • Poetic Peter
    Christian Poet Emeritus
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2006
    • 1696

    #2
    Re: Oh, Good Lord!

    Well, this old PP is shrinking fast. I guess that's why I made that poem so serious-good-as-I-could.

    DO YOU KNOW that "people" in New Zealand, they are called "KIWIS"

    Do you know that they...have LOTS of sheep, and it is well known,

    disgusting, e-vile! They have carnal relations with those sheep;
    and I don't mean that they cook them and eat them;
    they eat them raw and...oh, it's all so wrong.

    Why does God not smite those terrible people from the face of that island?
    A: because He must love the little lambs too, and would not want to harm the innocents of the fields.

    No scriptural quotes from me to-day, because I am sad.
    Mrs. PP is wan, too, because my wang,
    won't



    Another day, another unanswered prayer, alas!
    I seek refuge in skimmed milk sweetened with rum....



    Dang the wong of it all! Oh, Lord, give me this day, a harder time?

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #3
      Re: Oh, Good Lord!

      Oh, Brother Peter! I am praying for you!
      Posted via Prayer

      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

      Blogging for CHRIST!
      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
      On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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      • Poetic Peter
        Christian Poet Emeritus
        Forum Member
        • Nov 2006
        • 1696

        #4
        Re: Oh, Good Lord!

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        Oh, Brother Peter! I am praying for you!
        Meet me at the bus station tomorrow at eight, outside the mens' room. We'll pray together in some nook or cranny.

        Thank you, sister! I feel...gooshy for you, for your Christly love.
        Redeem me? Thank you! I tithe, btw!

        PP

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