My Christian Poem

[Nurama]

God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm equipment
God thinks the Jews killed his son and must be punished
God thinks the white man is Satan
God, they know what God thinks

God thinks we should all convert to Judaism
God thinks we must all be Christians and
God thinks we should all embrace Islam
God thinks the only true religion is Hinduism

And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're a waste of flesh
God prefers an Atheist

God God
God thinks all people like you are hateful
God thinks all people like you are an embarrassment to creation
self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw a stone
and using His name for your own protection

God thinks the sun revolves around the Earth
God thinks there was something very wrong with Copernicus
God thinks abortion is murder and
God thinks everything that science gave us is wrong
God thinks women deserve it
God thinks AIDS is a form of punishment

I hate people who blame the Devil for their own shortcomings and
I hate people who thank God when things go right

And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're an idiot
God prefers a heretic

God God
God thinks all people like you are hateful
God thinks all people like you are an embarrassment to creation
self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw the stone
and using His name for your own agenda

God is a liberal
God is a democrat
God wants you to vote republican
never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god
and says it's absolute truth
its lies and it smells like death
its all in a day's work taking money from the poor
Why do you think that God would need your dirty money
if he want to start a holy war?

self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw a stone
and using His name for your own protection

God thinks puppies need to die and
God thinks babies need to drown
'cause God is neither good nor bad
God is you and me
God is Everything

[David Goldman]

Re: My Christian Poem

God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm equipment
God thinks the Jews killed his son and must be punished
God thinks the white man is Satan
God, they know what God thinks

. . .
God is you and me
God is Everything

What kind of "poem" is this? Nothing rhymes, and there is no consistent meter. Are you a retard?

[Petal]

Re: My Christian Poem

What kind of "poem" is this? Nothing rhymes, and there is no consistent meter. Are you a retard?

i not thinks he be a retarded, Mr.Goldman but i suspects he be a closet evilutionist!

Nu-ra-ma
lurve to share his
ba-na-na
wiv all the other monkey folk


sorry that not rhime so good

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: My Christian Poem

Petal, don't be so hard on yourself. That was a lovely poem. No doubt Emily Dickenson's ghost has an uplink to your cerebral cortex and your unconscious is spinning her poems around like a 45 record and spitting it out in your own Petalesque nature.

I also appreciate someone who uses colors and multiple fonts when typing. The reason why I do this is because my dear psychologist friend, Dr. Bart Huygens, has a well-backed theory that this method of typing is perfect for mind control, enforcement of the will, and cognitive recognition on the target.