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  • srvine
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    • Aug 2009
    • 1
    #1

    2 poems

    im not sure if this is where this should go as i did not write these i thought that some people here would like them. later i might post my own stuff.


    The Bible in Fifty Words
    God Made
    Adam bit
    Noah arked
    Abraham split
    Jacob fooled
    Joseph ruled
    Bush talked
    Moses balked
    Pharoh plaged
    People walked
    Sea devided
    Tablets guided
    Promise landed
    Saul Freeked
    David peeked
    Prophets warned
    Jesus born
    God walked
    Love talked
    Anger crucified
    Hope died
    Love rose Spirit flamed
    Word Spread
    God remained


    Reasons

    Some go to church to take a walk,
    some go there to laugh and talk,
    some go there to meet a freind,
    some go there their time to spend,
    some go there to meet a lover,
    some go there a fauilt to cover,
    some go there for speculation,
    some go there to doze and nod,
    the wise go there to worship God.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553
      #2
      Re: 2 poems

      Plagiarism is a serious federal offense. Your information has been passed along to the DOF. Expect a knock on your door when you least expect it.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Vavoline Johnson
          Mammy
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2009
          • 960
          #3
          Re: 2 poems

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Plagiarism is a serious federal offense. Your information has been passed along to the DOF. Expect a knock on your door when you least expect it.
          Well, dat ain't no poem, anyways!
          Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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