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  • MiamiCandy
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 31

    #1

    Poem for Jesus

    Jesus hates the sinners,
    the haters in the muck.
    Jesus loves the holy,
    the ones who like to pray.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Poem for Jesus

    Originally posted by MiamiCandy View Post
    Jesus hates the sinners,
    the haters in the muck.
    Jesus loves the holy,
    the ones who like to pray.
    That's a nice first effort, young lady. The meter is right, but it doesn't really rhyme.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #3
      Re: Poem for Jesus

      Shame on you

      I give it a great big -F

      I have my eye on you young "lady"
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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #4
        Re: Poem for Jesus

        Dear Lord,

        We sinners wish
        You would make the Dallas Cowboys winners

        Yours in a depressed state
        Wondering what I did to upset You
        hoping to get a clean slate.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Meek and Humble
          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
          Biblical Black Belt
          Jr. Pastor
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2008
          • 6197

          #5
          Re: Poem for Jesus

          Well I enjoyed it. I thought it had a very nice message.

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          • F. Nietzsche
            Unsaved trash, teenage wannabe nihilist
            • Apr 2008
            • 120

            #6
            Re: Poem for Jesus

            There are many who yearn.
            Yet few who learn-
            Few who learn the art,
            The art of making verse to touch the heart.
            Poor, badly made, man is forced to endure
            Writings deserving naught but censure.
            Here is one who sees herself as Rumi,
            And still she does not see
            That her skill and talent work best
            Working at Tesco’s with the rest.
            The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else!

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            • Meek and Humble
              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
              Biblical Black Belt
              Jr. Pastor
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2008
              • 6197

              #7
              Re: Poem for Jesus

              Originally posted by F. Nietzsche View Post
              There are many who yearn.
              Yet few who learn-
              Few who learn the art,
              The art of making verse to touch the heart.
              Poor, badly made, man is forced to endure
              Writings deserving naught but censure.
              Here is one who sees herself as Rumi,
              And still she does not see
              That her skill and talent work best
              Working at Tesco’s with the rest.
              Hmm, I found that to be a very pedestrian piece of work. Not very creative, no good use of language, imagery, or pathos. You could maybe find work for a second-rate greeting card company with poems like that, and even then I'm not sure.

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              • Jimmy C Lombardo
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2009
                • 218

                #8
                Re: Poem for Jesus

                I sang this tribute last time I performed at Ol' Smokeys.

                Oh Jesus!
                Your always there for me.
                If heathens don't know why.
                Its as simple as 1,2....JESUS!

                I walk with my True Friend Jesus,
                when its cold and it awfully breezes.

                I'm healed by my Dr. Jesus,
                so that my muscles eases.

                I pray to to my Savior Jesus,
                whenever my PC freezes.

                I rebuke with the Sword of Jesus,
                When the atheist laughs and teases.

                I wash my hands through Jesus,
                if the old joo's big nose sneezes.

                I laugh along with Jesus,
                when He gives the chinks diseases.

                I spite by the Word of Jesus,
                if a homer grabs and squeezes.

                I'll phone 9-1-JESUS,
                when the nigra breaks in and seizes (all the leftover watermelon and chicken in the fridge).

                Oh it's never overpriced,
                to tithe to JESUS CHRIST!

                (Thank you Jesus for being my Personal Lord and Savior. AMEN!)

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                • TC Patriot
                  AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 1060

                  #9
                  Re: Poem for Jesus

                  Originally posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View Post
                  I sang this tribute last time I performed at Ol' Smokeys.

                  Oh Jesus!
                  Your always there for me.
                  If heathens don't know why.
                  Its as simple as 1,2....JESUS!

                  I walk with my True Friend Jesus,
                  when its cold and it awfully breezes.

                  I'm healed by my Dr. Jesus,
                  so that my muscles eases.

                  I pray to to my Savior Jesus,
                  whenever my PC freezes.

                  I rebuke with the Sword of Jesus,
                  When the atheist laughs and teases.

                  I wash my hands through Jesus,
                  if the old joo's big nose sneezes.

                  I laugh along with Jesus,
                  when He gives the chinks diseases.

                  I spite by the Word of Jesus,
                  if a homer grabs and squeezes.

                  I'll phone 9-1-JESUS,
                  when the nigra breaks in and seizes (all the leftover watermelon and chicken in the fridge).

                  Oh it's never overpriced,
                  to tithe to JESUS CHRIST!

                  (Thank you Jesus for being my Personal Lord and Savior. AMEN!)
                  Inspiring and Godly!

                  Here's one

                  Jesus Jesus Jesus
                  Lord Lord Lord
                  Killing fruits and lesbeans
                  With his Sword Sword Sword

                  Jesus Jesus Jesus
                  Lord Lord Lord
                  Hates socialist bailouts
                  Drive's a Ford Ford Ford

                  Jesus Jesus Jesus
                  Lord Lord Lord
                  Icecaps are not melting
                  Gored Gored Gored

                  Jesus Jesus Jesus
                  Lord Lord Lord
                  Watering the Mooslims
                  On a board board board

                  Jesus Jesus Jesus
                  Lord Lord Lord
                  Was riding on the Ark
                  As it pored pored pored

                  Jesus Jesus Jesus
                  Lord Lord Lord
                  Ascended into heaven
                  And he soared soared soared

                  Jesus loves Dick



                  Cheney/Palin 2012

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