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  • The AntiAntiChrist
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    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2007
    • 13
    #1

    My Struggle

    Everyday, I emerge abruptly from my slumber with nothing to look forward to but a peek into the miraculous happenings at Landover Baptist. But everyday, without fail, I find that I have been issued one or more infractions for my soul spilling honesty by the godly men and women who moderate this illustrous forum. I just might weep as I type.

    I understand the struggle that you all must have, being so courageously Christian in a world so befuddled with the lies of Satan. But please, all of you, I need a support group for my difficult transitory period. I am trying to be a good Christian in the eyes of the Lord, but it seems He will not have me. Is this a sign that I may never be saved?
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    • Warrior in Christ
      "Stumpy"
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2007
      • 430
      #2
      Re: My Struggle

      How is this a poem? I don't see any iambic pantameter and it doesn't even rhyme.....

      Are you an Elmo?
      Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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        • OnYourKnees
          On Extended Furlough
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 4729
          #3
          Re: My Struggle

          Originally posted by The AntiAntiChrist View Post
          Everyday, I emerge abruptly from my slumber with nothing to look forward to but a peek into the miraculous happenings at Landover Baptist. But everyday, without fail, I find that I have been issued one or more infractions for my soul spilling honesty by the godly men and women who moderate this illustrous forum. I just might weep as I type.

          I understand the struggle that you all must have, being so courageously Christian in a world so befuddled with the lies of Satan. But please, all of you, I need a support group for my difficult transitory period. I am trying to be a good Christian in the eyes of the Lord, but it seems He will not have me. Is this a sign that I may never be saved?
          Perhaps if you requested that a Pastor change your name that doesn't imply that you are Jesus, and stopped accusing Pastors, Moderators, and TCs of being Godless sodomites, and started posting intelligently rather than pretentiously, you might find yourself more warmly welcomed.

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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131
              #4
              Re: My Struggle

              Originally posted by The AntiAntiChrist View Post
              Everyday, I emerge abruptly from my slumber with nothing to look forward to but a peek into the miraculous happenings at Landover Baptist. But everyday, without fail, I find that I have been issued one or more infractions for my soul spilling honesty by the godly men and women who moderate this illustrous forum. I just might weep as I type.

              I understand the struggle that you all must have, being so courageously Christian in a world so befuddled with the lies of Satan. But please, all of you, I need a support group for my difficult transitory period. I am trying to be a good Christian in the eyes of the Lord, but it seems He will not have me. Is this a sign that I may never be saved?
              Just how many crayons did you shove up your nose as a kid?
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • Enobarbus
                  Professor of English Landover University
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3496
                  #5
                  Re: My Struggle

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  Just how many crayons did you shove up your nose as a kid?
                  Catty, glib, and facile. This man is showing more potential for Godliness than you and your witch friends have ever shown. Do you see what you have done to poor Daniel? The boy is completely off his head after being lured into sin by your offsider Undecided. Where is she by the way -- off preparing the Wicker Man for Daniel's sacrifice?
                  Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131
                      #6
                      Re: My Struggle

                      Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                      Catty, glib, and facile. This man is showing more potential for Godliness than you and your witch friends have ever shown. Do you see what you have done to poor Daniel? The boy is completely off his head after being lured into sin by your offsider Undecided. Where is she by the way -- off preparing the Wicker Man for Daniel's sacrifice?
                      Picky, picky picky.

                      I have no idea what happened to Daniel. He seems to have left and never came back after that apology to Undecided.

                      As to dear Undecided, I don't know where she is either. I'm worried about her. Wherever she is, I doubt it's off preparing a wicker man.
                      Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 04-18-2007, 12:11 AM.
                      sigpic
                      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                        • SalvationSeeker
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3892
                          #7
                          Re: My Struggle

                          Originally posted by The AntiAntiChrist View Post
                          Everyday, I emerge abruptly from my slumber with nothing to look forward to but a peek into the miraculous happenings at Landover Baptist. But everyday, without fail, I find that I have been issued one or more infractions for my soul spilling honesty by the godly men and women who moderate this illustrous forum. I just might weep as I type.
                          You feel like weeping? Are you a homersexual?
                          (Don't answer that btw, it's a rhetorical question, we already know you are one.)

                          I understand the struggle that you all must have, being so courageously Christian in a world so befuddled with the lies of Satan. But please, all of you, I need a support group for my difficult transitory period. I am trying to be a good Christian in the eyes of the Lord, but it seems He will not have me. Is this a sign that I may never be saved?
                          Yes, you will never be Saved...
                          UNLESS you give up your ring kissing, pope-worshipping, altarboy-sodomizing ways of satan!
                          And ACCEPT Jesus Christ and follow all of His commandments!
                          Praise God!
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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