God smote.

[Live and Love]

Hello everyone, I'd like to share with you a poem that I wrote last night. I think it could possibly be made into a hymn if I get the meters right. What do you think?



God smote the sodomites
For their acts filthy
He burned them to ash
As well as their city


God smote the democrats
For their inequity
He pulverised their heads
Drowned them in the sea


God smote the Catholics
For their blasphemy
The Vatican fell to ruins
With all of Italy


God smote the homers
For their buggery
They were evil in His eyes
We can surely see


God smote the liberals
For their dishonesty
Abortion is for devils
And liars die with thee


God smote the sinners
For their animosity
He sent them to hell
To burn in a fiery sea


God saved the LBC
For their piety
They will live with Him
For all eternity

[Sister Kitty]

Re: God smote.

That is beautiful!

I am translating it into eskimo, and we will sing it in my husband's church this Saturday.

I explained my feelings to my oldest daughter in eskimo, hoping that she could translate it back into english since I do not know the right words.

She said what I was feeling is best translated as:

Yo byatch! Yo rhymes is tight! You down with the REAL niggas, nigga!!

I have no idea what that means, but my 16 year old daughter assures me, this is how what I wish to express is properly translated.

[Levi Jones]

Re: God smote.

That brought a manly tear to my eye it was so beautiful.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: God smote.

I was going to suggest adding a verse about the Mooslims, but I see they are already covered under the sodomite, homer, and sinner verses already.

Thank you for your moving ode.