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  • Fallen Angel
    Resident gothtard witch
    • Feb 2007
    • 197

    #1

    deres oil in meh tears

    da oils killen da birds
    n meh tears r fallin dwn meh face
    bp needs 2 stop da leek
    deres oil in meh tears
    plz help da golf animals
    plz clean up da water
    plz stop da leek bp
    deres oil in meh tears
    i dunno wat more 2 do
    i want 2 help da birds
    ppl want 2 swim dere 2
    deres oil in meh tears
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  • Mark Christ
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2010
    • 84

    #2
    Re: deres oil in meh tears

    Is this some type of heathen voodoo chant? Are putting a satanic hex on us?
    This makes me very uncomfortable.

    Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

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    • Jo Freddie
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      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #3
      Re: deres oil in meh tears

      Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
      da oils killen da birds
      There is oil killing the birds

      n meh tears r fallin dwn meh face
      And my tears are falling down my face

      bp needs 2 stop da leek
      British Patrolium needs to stop the leak

      deres oil in meh tears
      There is oil in my tears

      plz help da golf animals
      Please help Tiger Woods

      plz clean up da water
      Please clean up the water

      plz stop da leek bp
      Please stop the leak British Patrolium

      deres oil in meh tears
      There is oil in my tears

      i dunno wat more 2 do
      I do not know what more to do

      i want 2 help da birds
      I want to help the birds

      ppl want 2 swim dere 2
      People want to swim there too

      deres oil in meh tears
      There is oil in my tears
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #4
        Re: deres oil in meh tears

        Who knew the pirate spoke goth?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Jo Freddie
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          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #5
          Re: deres oil in meh tears

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Who knew the pirate spoke goth?
          I had to get some help with the translation.
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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #6
            Re: deres oil in meh tears

            If there's oil in your tears, you may want to see a doctor about it. I don't think that's normal.
            Drama queen

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            • WilliamJenningsBryan
              True Christian™
               
              • Jan 2007
              • 9384

              #7
              Re: deres oil in meh tears

              This emo poetry crap just sickens me. Just as God's righteous and Holy wrath of hurricane Katrina cleansed the city of New Orleans of sodomites, the BP oil "spill" is a gentle message from Jesus that people should stop eating shellfish.

              God Hates Shrimp

              Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye's shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.

              Leviticus 11:9-12 says:
              9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
              10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
              11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
              12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

              Deuteronomy 14:9-10 says:
              9 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:
              10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.

              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #8
                Re: deres oil in meh tears

                Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                This emo poetry crap just sickens me. Just as God's righteous and Holy wrath of hurricane Katrina cleansed the city of New Orleans of sodomites, the BP oil "spill" is a gentle message from Jesus that people should stop eating shellfish.
                But what about the fishes?
                Was not the mythical son of Elohim partial to a bit of fish?

                King James Collected Fairy Tales
                Luke 9:16
                Then he took the five loaves and the two fishes, and looking up to heaven, he blessed them, and brake, and gave to the disciples to set before the multitude.
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                • Eeswaran
                  Unsaved trash, dothead
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 12

                  #9
                  Re: deres oil in meh tears

                  It was fresh water fish, probably.

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