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    "as blessed as me" a little poem I wrote about finding Jesus

    I was once on the streets having sex for money
    when a friend was crushed by a dumpster while dressed like a bunny

    She must have been bad
    To make God so mad

    "I don't want to die like that" I said to myself
    so I put my evil ways up on a shelf

    So I found the Landover Church
    That I will now make my perch

    Bless all you God fearing folks
    and damn all the liberals calling Jesus a hoax!
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    Re: "as blessed as me" a little poem I wrote about finding Jesus

    In your poem, you write about finding our church, not Jesus.

    We are Christians, not Christ.

    Do not be fooled by people who think they are Christ.

    Have you read the entire KJV 1611 Bible yet?
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22     Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • #3
      Re: "as blessed as me" a little poem I wrote about finding Jesus

      Originally posted by Can_I_Be_Saved View Post
      I was once on the streets having sex for money
      So you are a prostitute.

      Does your Daddy know about this?

      Leviticus 19:29 (King James Version)
      29 Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.
      2 Chronicles 7:14
      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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      • #4
        Re: "as blessed as me" a little poem I wrote about finding Jesus

        Hallelujah, friend! I don't know which I'm more impressed by, the sincerity of your repentance or your evident poetic talent.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #5
          Re: "as blessed as me" a little poem I wrote about finding Jesus

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Hallelujah, friend! I don't know which I'm more impressed by, the sincerity of your repentance or your evident poetic talent.
          Thank you! It's people like you that make finding Jesus an even more joyous journey that it already is!

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          • #6
            Re: "as blessed as me" a little poem I wrote about finding Jesus

            Originally posted by Can_I_Be_Saved View Post
            Thank you! It's people like you that make finding Jesus an even more joyous journey that it already is!



            Well done I suppose.

            Now please pay attention to where you post. We have a thread set aside for poetry, and I have moved your thread for you, but next time, think before you post, girl.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: "as blessed as me" a little poem I wrote about finding Jesus

              i so glads that loon were banneds, cuz thier poem suckeds big schmelly butts

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              • #8
                Re: "as blessed as me" a little poem I wrote about finding Jesus

                Originally posted by Petal View Post
                i so glads that loon were banneds, cuz thier poem suckeds big schmelly butts
                Well said Petal
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • #9
                  Re: "as blessed as me" a little poem I wrote about finding Jesus

                  Joshua 24:15
                  And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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