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  • RevDrJack
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • May 2011
    • 249
    #1

    John Wayne Recited Poetry

    The Sky
    by John Wayne

    The sky is blue
    The grass is green
    Get off your butts
    And join the Marines

    I need a Pastor's ruling on this one. Was John Wayne, a True American Icon, a poet for Jesus and all that is American? Should I curse those who say he is a pansy for reciting poetry, or just let them die in their sins?

    I already know the answer but a Pastor's declaration is needed here on this Forum.

    YIC
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552
      #2
      Re: John Wayne Recited Poetry

      I'm pretty sure he was a fag. His real name was "Marion." Plus he was a damned papist, so...There you go.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • RevDrJack
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • May 2011
          • 249
          #3
          Re: John Wayne Recited Poetry

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I'm pretty sure he was a fag. His real name was "Marion." Plus he was a damned papist, so...There you go.
          Thank you Pastor Ezekiel.
          Since I am a lowly Reverend Doctor, your declarations carry more weight than mine.

          Let this be a lesson for all you new comers to the Forum. A Pastor's word carries power. Always obey God's Word or you will burn like gasoline soaked rags double dipped in aluminum salts of napthenic and palmitic acids.

          Be warned!
          YIC

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027
              #4
              Re: John Wayne Recited Poetry

              "Injun Dead, Fred"

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                • Humongous
                  Ms. Sham Wow 2011
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 263
                  #5
                  Re: John Wayne Recited Poetry

                  has anybody seen the remake of The Duke's western, True Grits? I was thinking about renting it from the library this weekend.
                  Genesis 1:24
                  And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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                    • RevDrJack
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • May 2011
                      • 249
                      #6
                      Re: John Wayne Recited Poetry

                      Originally posted by Humongous View Post
                      has anybody seen the remake of The Duke's western, True Grits? I was thinking about renting it from the library this weekend.
                      I know you really like your fridge
                      Perhaps you should make friends with Midge

                      She likes to cook and bake and eat
                      You both will never see your feet

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027
                          #7
                          Re: John Wayne Recited Poetry

                          Originally posted by Humongous View Post
                          has anybody seen the remake of The Duke's western, True Grits? I was thinking about renting it from the library this weekend.
                          Ooh! Ooh! Is it maybe gonna be starring the Oatmeal Man, Wilford Brimley?

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