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  • Vayhr of the Warhost
    Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2008
    • 347
    #1

    A Sinner's Homecoming

    AAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! OH MY piffleING GOD I'M BEING BURNED ALIVE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT IS piffleING UNBEARABLE!!! OH MY GOD!!! MY BLOOD IS LITERALLY BOILING IN MY VEINS!!!! IT'S LIKE MOLTEN LAVA INCINERATING ME FROM THE INSIDE OUT!!! GGGAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! WWWWWRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THE PAIN!!! THE AGONY!!!!! MY BOWELS ARE LIQUEFIED SULFUR!!! THEY MELT THROUGH MY AGONIZING FLESH AND FALL TO THE GROUND!!! AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    AAAACCCKKKK!!!! AAAACCCKKKK!!! I'M INHALING SULFUROUS FUMES!!! AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY LUNGS FEEL LIKE FIRE!!!!! I'M CHOKING ON BLOOD!!! OR IS IT LIQUID FIRE?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH!!!

    IF ONLY I COULD DIE AND BE BANISHED FROM EXISTENCE!!!! OH JESUS, MOST LOVING GOD OF UTMOST COMPASSION, PLEASE END MY EXISTENCE!!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY LONGER!!!

    Oh, but you will take it - FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!!
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    • Magikarp
      hateful Danish communis
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 266
      #2
      Re: A Sinner's Homecoming

      Umm......

      Well.......

      It has a lot of description?
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        • Vayhr of the Warhost
          Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2008
          • 347
          #3
          Re: A Sinner's Homecoming

          Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
          Umm......

          Well.......

          It has a lot of description?
          I take it you liked my poem?

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            • Magikarp
              hateful Danish communis
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2008
              • 266
              #4
              Re: A Sinner's Homecoming

              Yea, I mean it could be a free verse poem, but it might make more sense if it was layed out in verses.

              AAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
              OH MY piffleING GOD I'M BEING BURNED ALIVE!!!!
              AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!!
              IT IS piffleING UNBEARABLE!!

              OH MY GOD!!!
              MY BLOOD IS LITERALLY BOILING IN MY VEINS!!!!
              IT'S LIKE MOLTEN LAVA INCINERATING ME FROM THE INSIDE OUT!!!
              GGGAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!

              WWWWWRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
              THE PAIN!!! THE AGONY!!!!!
              MY BOWELS ARE LIQUEFIED SULFUR!!! THEY MELT THROUGH MY AGONIZING FLESH AND FALL TO THE GROUND!!!
              AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

              AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!!
              AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

              Well, at least it would look more poem-y like that.
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                • tLakota
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 206
                  #5
                  Re: A Sinner's Homecoming

                  Willpower rules the world.

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                    • proverbs31
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                      Under Investigation
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 13
                      #6
                      Re: A Sinner's Homecoming

                      Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
                      Yea, I mean it could be a free verse poem, but it might make more sense if it was layed out in verses.

                      AAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
                      OH MY piffleING GOD I'M BEING BURNED ALIVE!!!!
                      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!!
                      IT IS piffleING UNBEARABLE!!

                      OH MY GOD!!!
                      MY BLOOD IS LITERALLY BOILING IN MY VEINS!!!!
                      IT'S LIKE MOLTEN LAVA INCINERATING ME FROM THE INSIDE OUT!!!
                      GGGAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!

                      WWWWWRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
                      THE PAIN!!! THE AGONY!!!!!
                      MY BOWELS ARE LIQUEFIED SULFUR!!! THEY MELT THROUGH MY AGONIZING FLESH AND FALL TO THE GROUND!!!
                      AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

                      AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!!
                      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

                      Well, at least it would look more poem-y like that.

                      hahaha that's great.

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323
                          #7
                          Re: A Sinner's Homecoming

                          I think we ought to have this engraved and put on a plaque next to the door of the Sunday school. Then we can have a hot-plate in there and hold each little child's finger on it for 30 seconds to show them what HELL is like.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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