[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

Didn't mean any disrespect, sir.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

You are hardly one
To pick on one for that, mis-
-ter metamucil.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A HUNDRED WARNING POINTS?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

You are hardly one
To pick on one for that, mis-
-ter metamucil.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

that a big fat lie
cuz when Petal go swimmin
Petal not fart-tee!

not me --->

Our dear Petal
Bubbles in the bath water
a toaster

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

I think your haikus were wonderful, Petal. So very observant.

[Petal]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

Our dear Petal
bubbles in a summer stream
until they stop

that a big fat lie
cuz when Petal go swimmin
Petal not fart-tee!

not me --->

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

pore Mr.Pistle
read my bootiful hi-koo
demon of envys

Our dear Petal
bubbles in a summer stream
until they stop

[Petal]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

Why Petal! What a beautiful lymerick....er.. poem....ummmm.. disjointed sentence. Did you learn it from Rachael?

pore Mr.Pistle
read my bootiful hi-koo
demon of envys

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

i thinks that a good hi-koo cuz it got them words of warnings for kitty-haters .

here be a liddle hi-koo i wroted rite now, it got them deep an meaningfull meanings for me anyways


my butt real itchy
an my finger real stinky
kitty gived me worms

Why Petal! What a beautiful lymerick....er.. poem....ummmm.. disjointed sentence. Did you learn it from Rachael?

[Petal]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

Well here's a haiku for you:

You all are meanies
And horrible ones at that
And cats make you fat

i thinks that a good hi-koo cuz it got them words of warnings for kitty-haters .

here be a liddle hi-koo i wroted rite now, it got them deep an meaningfull meanings for me anyways


my butt real itchy
an my finger real stinky
kitty gived me worms

[Poetic Peter]

kinder verse no.1

Bless you, my dentally challenged child

Father Mo

The Baby Sitter

"Here's the church
and here's the steeple
Lay your hands here
feel the people

tall Saint John
and two fat friars

tickle them
before the fire"
says Father Mo
"So funny!"
trills
Billy—five—of Kokomo

[Enobarbus]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

As long as you are in the mood to address such issues...


Bless you, my troisieme mi-temps janitor
Father Mo

I am under no obligation to use letters that are not sounded in speech. I am a Professor of English and can break the rules of spelling whenever I like. Shakespeare and Shaw couldn't spell (or didn't try). Once you know the rules thoroughly, you are at liberty to break them.

PS Your own spelling's not so ####-hot either, mate.

[Enobarbus]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

So is that a good thing or a bad thing?

It's good. Your poetry is a hundred times better than hers. And better than Father Mo's. You have an ear and instinct for rhythm and metre and alliteration, etc.

Your poetry is good; you have real potential there.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

I put a ' in the 'were' in the last line of the second verse, btw, which I think was meant to be there.

You certainly have more of an ear for metre and rythm ...

As long as you are in the mood to address such issues...



Bless you, my troisieme mi-temps janitor
Father Mo

[Ixi]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

I was going to suggest to Peter that there was no need to encourage you to submit your own poetry, but that is not nearly as painful as I was afraid of.

I put a ' in the 'were' in the last line of the second verse, btw, which I think was meant to be there.

You certainly have more of an ear for metre and rythm than that tone-deaf Helsinker does.

So is that a good thing or a bad thing?