"EXIT ONLY"

[Hezekiah Buggs]

"EXIT ONLY"
By H. Buggs.

(A short poem that came to me as I sat in contemplation of Christ's suffering last night.)

Sweet Jesus, protect me from nancy-boy freaks
I know it's the truth that Leviticus speaks
I don't need no touching on my lower cheeks
Or anything up there that might start some leaks.

So send down your angels to protect my rear
Nothing goes in - only comes out of here
Oh, do not allow a man's unit too near
And oh my sweet Jesus, please squash up the queer.



Thank you LORD!!!!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: "EXIT ONLY"

A wonderful poem and prayer for protection from the predatory corn-holers, my friend. I'm thining of having a few t-shirts printed with your work for my fag witnessing team.


In Christ

[James Hutchins]

Re: "EXIT ONLY"

Beautiful words, brother.
It is such a shame that every atheist is an anal rapist and all they every think about is violating a mans rectum. It is so nice to be able to be in Church, on my knees for Jesus, secure in the knowledge that my firm and perfectly shaped buttocks are not being defiled by some perverts lustful gaze.

[Hezekiah Buggs]

Re: "EXIT ONLY"

Brothers Harold and James

I thank you - meekly - for your kind words, all the while beseeching Christ Jesus for back-door protection.

In Christ,
Buggs.