Pleasure Poetry Posters no.1

[Poetic Peter]

For pleasure posters and other future roasters

-Please compliment their works just
as Jesus moves you

[Poetic Peter]

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=The Wag's Prayer=

Jesus, ..forgive me
for showing off tongue.

It's the only part of me
very well hung.



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[Poetic Peter]

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Place your little fellows here.
Godly Poetry is more favored than trash.
So keep it clean please.

[eliot mayfield]

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=The Wag's Prayer=

Jesus, ..forgive me
for showing off tongue.

It's the only part of me
very well hung.



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And just what are you trying here, besides our patience? What exactly are you trying to say? I see through your little game. Mr. POE taster.
Mr. Poe was the Devil's spawn. He was a "poet" too.
You disgust me! More warning points!

[Poetic Peter]

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And just what are you trying here, besides our patience? What exactly are you trying to say? I see through your little game. Mr. POE taster.
Mr. Poe was the Devil's spawn. He was a "poet" too.
You disgust me! More warning points!

Hanging is a capital offence.



Thank you,

Pete

[Father Maurice Lester]

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Seems Peter the Poet (surely know-it!)
Found himself in a tight Baptwit jam
For offending short bussers
(pedantic old fussers)
He'll soon be removed just like spam


copyright 2006
Father Maurice Lester

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Poetic Peter
dragged to the cross and nailed up
just like his namesake

Jesus weeps.

[Poetic Peter]

counterp'oink

Seems Peter the Poet (surely know-it!)
Found himself in a tight Baptwit jam
For offending short bussers
(pedantic old fussers)
He'll soon be removed just like spam


copyright 2006
Father Maurice Lester

Peter turned to potted meat,
the kind that's tasty-spicy,
though when he's hot, he's really not
so much like Hormel's dreaded SPAM
as Underwood's Best Deviled Ham.



1909

LOOK for the
Little Red Devil

Only one good devil
in the world. It's the
devil in a can
and the can is a can of
Underwood
Deviled
Ham
http://www.lib.uiowa.edu/spec-coll/gifts/ham.htm

[Poetic Peter]

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Poetic Peter
dragged to the cross and nailed up
just like his namesake

Jesus weeps.

Another beautiful Biblical-quality haiku!
And so fatally true.

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If only Father Mo could write

his name without a copyright


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Peter packed himself in brine,
a green cucumber pickle.

Profit of the Lettered Life,
you may eat him for a nickel.

[Petal]

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=The Wag's Prayer=

Jesus, ..forgive me
for showing off tongue.

It's the only part of me
very well hung.
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lord God wrathful wiv you
He gonna get real mean
if you keep channellin
your inner lezbean

Mr.Poetick Pete, there no needs have them carpet-muncher envys, you just gotta finds yourselfs a true Christain™ wife an she will work wiv what lord God gived you liddle tiny choo-choo an all!

[Poetic Peter]

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lord God wrathful wiv you
He gonna get real mean
if you keep channellin
your inner lezbean

Mr.Poetick Pete, there no needs have them carpet-muncher envys, you just gotta finds yourselfs a true Christain™ wife an she will work wiv what lord God gived you liddle tiny choo-choo an all!

But (sputtering) sweet Petal, I have a wife.
Go meet her at the "Ask the Sheeny" thread?

She manages our laundry,
she wrings Joo shirts by hand.
She does all this because of God's
and Peter's countermand.

We have a great big mangle
to wrestle flat the sheets
for happy nights
of darkies' flights
from Mrs. Peters' whites.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mangle_(machine)



Mrs. Peter at a whimsical moment

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/955/shumormo7.jpg

(exposed bosoms-- caution --)

[Petal]

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But (sputtering) sweet Petal, I have a wife.

i thinks your wife need to be rebukeds , Mr.Peter, cuz you sufferin from low self-esteems, an it all her fawlt . if she say your tongue bigger an better than your nawty bits , then she riskin both your salvations cuz tongue-lurve not procreeative lurve, it not gonna knock her up wiv no liddle soliders for lord Christ

if she refuse to submits to your liddle tiny choo-choo, then she be a closet lezbean an you need to slaps that bean-flickin demon outta her lickety-split the sooner the betters

[Poetic Peter]

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i thinks your wife need to be rebukeds , Mr.Peter, cuz you sufferin from low self-esteems, an it all her fawlt . if she say your tongue bigger an better than your nawty bits , then she riskin both your salvations cuz tongue-lurve not procreeative lurve, it not gonna knock her up wiv no liddle soliders for lord Christ

if she refuse to submits to your liddle tiny choo-choo, then she be a closet lezbean an you need to slaps that bean-flickin demon outta her lickety-split the sooner the betters

Petal, you are righteous
right you are, and I will sure
beat the demon from my wife.

WHOP, I start,
and she protests,
"Peter, I ain't Eye-tal-
yan."

BAM BAM I say
and she protests
"I'm no more Betty
Rubble than
you are Fred
Flintstone."

I'd better try another blow...

OK, girlie, here you go:

clack and SNICK, my blade
in rush, keen to guillotine
Mrs. You Know What

"Peter,
do I need remind,
a single blade...well, I can't much mind;
I am no Marie
Antoinette."

And I say "Yes, I sadly see that you live yet,
you hydra, you Medusa!"

Next to get the demons out
comes a spray bomb full of RAID:
Phhhhtt "Oh Peter", how she taunts,
"you missed a spot" although I sprayed
the lot of bees
and fleas in mass that comprise
my biting buggy wife.

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Would someone else please beat her life?
I need the peace of a pieced wife.

[Poetic Peter]

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i thinks your wife need to be rebukeds , Mr.Peter, cuz you sufferin from low self-esteems, an it all her fawlt . if she say your tongue bigger an better than your nawty bits , then she riskin both your salvations cuz tongue-lurve not procreeative lurve, it not gonna knock her up wiv no liddle soliders for lord Christ

if she refuse to submits to your liddle tiny choo-choo, then she be a closet lezbean an you need to slaps that bean-flickin demon outta her lickety-split the sooner the betters

Petal, you are righteous
right you are, and I will sure
beat the demon from my wife.

"Whop!" I start,
and she protests,
"Peter, I ain't Eye-talian"

"BAM BAM" I say
and she protests
"I'm no more Betty
Rubble than
you are Fred
Flintstone"

I'd better try another blow.
OK, girlie, here you go:
"clack SNICK", my blade
drops in a groove
to guillotine Mrs.
You Know Who.

"Peter,
do I need remind
a single blade, I can't much mind?
I am no Marie
Antoinette."

And I say "Yes, I see you're set,
you hydra, you're Medusa!"

Next, to get the demons out
comes a spray bomb full of RAID:
Phhhhtt "Peter", she taunts,
"you missed a spot"
although I sprayed the lot of bees
and fleas in mass that make
my bugeating biting wife.

Would someone else please beat her life?
I need the peace of a pieced wife.

[Remy Lebeau]

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For pleasure posters and other future roasters

-Please compliment their works just
as Jesus moves you

Did Jesus send this homer in True Christian™ clothing to test us?

Poetry is for queers and goths!!! QUEERS I SAY!!!