Old MacDonald - the lost verse!

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Before secular sissies took over the beloved children's song, who knew there was a lost chapter snuck away all these years?


Old MacDonald had a farm!
E-A-E-A-O
And on that farm was Brother Bob
E-A-E-A-O
With an AMEN! here and an AMEN! there
AMEN! here, AMEN! there everywhere a HALLELUJAH!
Old MacDonald had a farm?
E-A-E-A-O!

Of course, Bob is exchangeable with any of your favorite Landover member.

(P.S. We started singing this new verse in Sunday School to the Kristian Kids. Anyone who refuses to or fails to sing it properly is taken out back for interrogation. Please, parents, ignore the loud muffled noises you might hear. ))

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Old MacDonald - the lost verse!

Little known fact:

Old Angus McDonald was a Scotsman, hence his keeping of livestock for the buggering thereof. Rumor has it that he was particularly rough on the chickens. He was quite old, and chickens are infuriatingly difficult to catch, zigzagging this way and that, so you can imagine the demoniacal fervor with which he vented his lust when he finally cornered his elusive quarry. Just a little tidbit of interesting trivia...

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Old MacDonald - the lost verse!

All the more reason to inject Christian redemption into the song to save Old MacDonald from his vile, fornicating ways.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Old MacDonald - the lost verse!

Little known fact: Old Angus McDonald was a Scotsman, hence his keeping of livestock for the buggering thereof.

Are you sure about that? I know he was a sex maniac, but I heard that he had chicks all over the place.