Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Ol' Governor Jerry just cannot seem to end the California draught. Governors since the beginning of the U. S. have prayed for rain and their draughts ended. Gov. Moonbeam has not noticed this.

It is almost written in every Governor's job description that he must do some public praying. Moonbeam thinks that because he is a liberal atheist it is not required of him.

Californians are the losers here. They would all be helped by some rain but their Governor has signed on with another team. It's called Satan's Fire.

http://calwatchdog.com/2014/01/10/brown-on-drought-governors-cant-make-it-rain/

[its_faith]

Re: Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain.

I don't believe it would do any good, God hates the governor and the state.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain.

I'm wondering if we could start a national campaign asking Gov. Moonbeam to pray. Maybe thousands of signatures and messages would turn him to Jesus.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain.

Christians have long expected the Lord to smite the wretches who inhabit godless California. We have been expecting Him to send earthquakes and volcanos to cause California to slide into the sea and possibly a great wave to wash clean the remaining land. God has decided, in His infinite wisdom, to simply withhold the rain and snow. The end of California is likely finally in sight. His will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain.

Christians have long expected the Lord to smite the wretches who inhabit godless California. We have been expecting Him to send earthquakes and volcanos to cause California to slide into the sea and possibly a great wave to wash clean the remaining land. God has decided, in His infinite wisdom, to simply withhold the rain and snow. The end of California is likely finally in sight. His will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven.

Amen, Brother. God despises California for it's long history of rampant perversion (tittie bars and limp-wristed nancyboys are everywhere), it's open embrace of narcotic use (the marijuana is grown in elementary school playgrounds), and Hellywood, center of the West Coast chapter of Big Jewery. This is why He has in His infinite love been sending all manner of earthquakes, tidal waves, massive fires and fatal diseases to California for hundreds of years now.

Not to mention the wetbacks.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I'm wondering if we could start a national campaign asking Gov. Moonbeam to pray. Maybe thousands of signatures and messages would turn him to Jesus.

I couldn't agree more! Even the sinners at Disney understand the effectiveness of praying for rain. So why doesn't Jerry Brown?

I blame Hillary Clinton. She is too busy not tipping hard working American Chipotle employees to notice what is really going on in America.

[Free Market Fred]

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All the liberal leftists in California are claiming that the drought is being caused by global warming. Of course, all right-thinking Americans know that global warming is a hoax, just like those ridiculous rumors that cigarette smoking causes cancer. Next thing you know, the alarmists will be claiming that drinking alcohol causes liver damage! Hah!

In fact, all True Christians know what is really causing the drought in California: solar energy! All those solar panels being installed on rooftops are drawing in the sunlight, sucking up the energy and warming the countryside. The result of this sinister "alternative" technology is to heat up the atmosphere, reducing the snowfall in the mountains and thus leading to water shortages.

Let's face it - we always knew that solar is a weapon! Even the Catholics had the good sense to persecute Galileo when he claimed that the Earth revolves around the sun. That's right, the pro-sun lobby has been around for centuries, plotting ways to kill your children with their sinister "solar power."


ISIS terrorists use solar energy to murder Christians


Muslim college student making a backyard solar weapon

There's a reason why both the sun and Satan begin with an S. The sun is where Hell is located - it's Satan's home. And even scientists admit that the sun is slowly growing in size, getting hotter and will eventually consume the Earth.


Satan's home: the sun threatens the Earth

Fortunately, the Lord has put a weapon at our disposal for fighting the Satanic solar forces: clean coal. As long as we burn coal, we can stop the solar terrorists. My company's lobbyists are working hard to move the liberal-dominated congress to realize that the only decent thing to do is to make solar energy illegal. Please, write your congressman today and tell him that it's time we put the solar energy genie back in the bottle. We need to do this now to protect future generations! Remember - it's for the children! And we Christians love children, which is why we have so many of them. Only liberals hate children.

[Regis Alexandrus]

Re: Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain.

He had better read Jeremiah 14:22 "Are there any among the vanities of the Gentiles that can cause rain? or can the heavens give showers? art not thou he, O Lord our God? therefore we will wait upon thee: for thou hast made all these things"

Jeremiah 14 describes the drought in Judah, which may be similar to California's.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Why have we not categorized California as a hate group? Think of all the ass sex.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain.

Why am I not in the least bit surprised God is baking California. He tried to use Earth quakes to get the hippies to disperse, so now he is going to over run the place with Godless messicans and dry out the crystal worshiping reefer heads.

Everyone knows praying to Jesus is the only way to True Salvation(tm). You'd think by now those people would of learned that religious fakery is hokum.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain.

I cannot agree more that meditating with crystals to accumulate magic power is fundamentally different from worshiping the risen King of Kings. However, God hates the cult of California so much that it will take a great deal of prayer to establish an authentic relationship with Jesus, the sort that is necessary for such prayers to be answered.

California is the gayest of the fifty American states and is the Mexico of Oregon, which makes it basically the lowest sort of debauchery. Still, all things are possible through Christ, and if Governor Moonbeam would repent and humbly kneel before the Lord, it would save his heathen constituency a great deal of torment.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Would Someone Please Remind Gov Jerry Moonbeam Brown He Must Pray for Rain.

I look over the news from California everyday to see if Brown has started praying. Each day, instead of prayer, there are more requests for handouts.

Senator Diane Beerstein is working over Washington for a socialist handout:

http://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/article4034913.html