X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #1

    Feminists Take Over Austin, Texas. Satan Laughs.

    In the last few years, women have been increasingly rejecting their God-given roles as nurturers and comforters, and demanding a greater role in politics. Austin, Texas is the latest community to fall to the Feminazi Agenda. Lesbians and Feminists have stormed the city walls and threatened menfolk with violence and lack of sexual favors if they don't capitulate to their demands. And capitulate they did. Austin does not have a track record of favoring the LORD, but of favoring weird music. Nothing good comes from weird people.

    For the first time in the city’s history, the majority of the Austin, Texas city council will be comprised of women. In order to make sense of this environment, a city manager and self-proclaimed expert in women was hired to offer a seminar to teach men such crucial skills such as how to communicate with women.

    Included were such handy tips as,

    Women ask lots of questions. He learned a valuable lesson on communicating with women from his 11-year-old daughter, who peppered him with questions while they were on the way to volleyball. “In a matter of 15 seconds, I got 10 questions that I had to patiently respond to,” Allen said. Allen says female City Council members are less likely to read agenda information and instead ask questions. He says it’s tempting to just tell them to read the packet, but “my daughter taught me the importance of being patient” even when they may already know the answer to the question.

    Women don’t want to deal with numbers. Allen said in his city they used to have background information and financial analysis on the front pages of agenda forms. Allen says he normally would have presented the financial argument, but that his female commissioners would balk and say “Mr. Manager, I don’t want to hear about the financial argument, I want to hear about how this impacts the whole community.” He said that it may make good financial sense, but if he wants to get the votes, he has to present his arguments “in a totally different way.”

    Women are taking over, Hillary Clinton will only encourage this. Allen talked about the general trend of more women getting involved in government, citing stats of more female mayors, for instance. “You see women in leadership positions…you will have to interact with them in a different way,” Allen said. “I submit to you if Hillary Clinton just runs, just runs for the office, you are going to see even greater numbers in leadership position, if she wins, you will see even greater numbers starting at the bottom on top.” He warns the staff to play nice with people on advisory boards or commissions because you never know when they become the elected official.
    My heart goes out to these women. They are clearly so distraught and full of self-loathing that they think by playing men, they can escape their lonely, desolate lives. What they don't know is that there is only one cure for such self-hate:

    .

    If I lived in Austin, I would encourage these women to start reading the Holy Bible, all of it. We know that "faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God" (Romans 10:17), so to be safe perhaps some local True Christians™ can stand outside the city council building and read the Holy Bible out loud so they can hear it. Then they will have faith, and then they can give up this silly idea of being in control, and accept with gratitude their role in nature as mothers and nurturers!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

  • Pim Pendergast
    PHD - Theophysicist
    Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2012
    • 3103

    #2
    Re: Feminists Take Over Austin, Texas. Satan Laughs.

    Great. A black man telling an audience of women how men should deal with women in leadership. Jon Allen was right about one thing, though: "Women don't process things at [sic] the same way." Here's the video of his speech. It starts @ 6:31.



    The city of Austin would been better served hiring a pastor to preach to these women councillors, demanding their resignations and sending them home to their husbands on the authority of 1 Timothy 2:12 --

    But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

    And it's not like this is an arbitrary rule that God just made up. There's a good reason for it. Man was made first, woman second. Eve was tricked into eating a piece of fruit 6,000 years ago; therefore all women should just stay at home and have babies.

    1 Tim 2:13-15
    13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
    14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
    15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

    Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

    Comment

    Working...