[Isabella White]

A terrible thing has happened to President Trump. After he followed orders from God to bomb Iran, and Iran returned fire killing some U.S. soldiers, calls began for Trump's favor son, Barron, to enlist in the Army. Barron is now 19 years old, the perfect age for military service. Is there a way we here at Landover Baptist can stop Democrats from demanding this? My thinking is Congress should pass a law exempting Barron.

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/barron-tru...ay-die-1782268

Oh, have no fear, dear Brother Mayor Hold. Help is on the way! I do not think that a special law is needed to exempt poor Barron Trump from getting enlisted for military service. If the following report is correct, then his medical condition should keep him out of active service for the rest of his life — just as it did for his dear father!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Oh, have no fear, dear Brother Mayor Hold. Help is on the way! I do not think that a special law is needed to exempt poor Barron Trump from getting enlisted for military service. If the following report is correct, then his medical condition should keep him out of active service for the rest of his life — just as it did for his dear father!

That is wonderful news, Sister Isabella. With a medical problem like bone spurs Barron should not be required to be in the Army with children from low income homes.

[MitzaLizalor]

If we are adopting the imperial values of the 19th century, moving beyond postmodern values of secularism and the universal franchise, surely there's a place for a key element of that era: purchasing commissions.

Wealthy sons (even younger sons) would contribute to the military budget and become Commissioned Officers. Don jr, for instance, would look mighty fine as a high flying AIR CHIEF MARSHALL and his brother for a lesser sum could be a General. The sister, due to home duties, would be limited to on-shore positions, an Admiral perhaps? working online from home.

The responsibilities for Commissioned Officers are nevertheless extreme and suitable stipends apply I dare say.

[Isabella White]

That is wonderful news, Sister Isabella. With a medical problem like bone spurs Barron should not be required to be in the Army with children from low income homes.

Oh, yes, dear Brother Mayor Hold. This is such wonderful news, indeed, to know that young Barron Trump will not have to go into military service, all because he endures such excruciating bone spurs. And, even though dear Barron will not be in any active service, I do think it is most fitting — and appropriate — that he be given a special medal for bravery — above and beyond the call of duty!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Oh, yes, dear Brother Mayor Hold. This is such wonderful news, indeed, to know that young Barron Trump will not have to go into military service, all because he endures such excruciating bone spurs. And, even though dear Barron will not be in any active service, I do think it is most fitting — and appropriate — that he be given a special medal for bravery — above and beyond the call of duty!

There is this issue we dare not speak too often about. It is group showers. We cannot risk a potential national leader like Barron being in such a compromising place.

[Bjorn Jensen]

So the ungrateful, pesky Europeans won't support our wars once again. I think it's about time we start calling French fries for freedom fries again, that should teach them!

[Johny Joe Hold]

So the ungrateful, pesky Europeans won't support our wars once again. I think it's about time we start calling French fries for freedom fries again, that should teach them!

Good thinking, Brother Jensen. Trump sent us a related message today. He is done with Spain. Spanish rice? Gone.

[MitzaLizalor]

What about a Moroccan tajine? I won't include a picture having been put off by that evil-looking Spanish stuff. They actually eat it? Anyway, lamb, nut-like objects, flakes of bark (possibly cinnamon) with fruit such as dates or apricots, honey and onion. Nnafaâ is in, bananas are out, fenugreek and cumin are in, as are turmeric and ginger, served on a bed of couscous with definitely no chilli or tomato because they hadn't been discovered when the Moors were inventing a cuisine. Delicious and—very importantly—neither Spanish nor French.

Personally, I can't see what's wrong with roast Beef, Lamb or Pork. ROAST potatoes, cauliflower + cheese sauce, GREEN cabbage. Carrots are great roasted as is an onion. Serve with mustard. Be a winner.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

These b*satards don't deserve our Freedom Fries. Let them eat Tyranny Tater Tots.

[MitzaLizalor]