[Isabella White]

I have to be a little frank here; I'm disappointed President Trump made no announcement last night about the conversion of "Usha" Vance to Christianity. When he said God saved him from certain death by diverting the bullet it was a perfect time to make know the scheduled date of her conversion. Are we supposed to believe one of those fake Hindu gods diverted the bullet??

The invitation is out there to have her baptism right here at Landover Baptist. We can accommodate her schedule. What cannot be tolerated is delay in getting this done.

Well, If this Usha woman does take up our kind and generous offer to get in our baptismal tank, can someone please — for the love of all that is Holy and decent— insist that the woman have a proper shower beforehand? Some of those Hindoo people stink to high Heaven, and we can't be having any of that at .

[Johny Joe Hold]

Well! I must say, isn't that a nice kick in the teeth? Here we are, thinking that our beloved President Trump has surrounded himself with the very best people, and then this comes up. I wonder which of his advisors did not do a thorough check into Mrs. Vance's background?

I have to be a little frank here; I'm disappointed President Trump made no announcement last night about the conversion of "Usha" Vance to Christianity. When he said God saved him from certain death by diverting the bullet it was a perfect time to make know the scheduled date of her conversion. Are we supposed to believe one of those fake Hindu gods diverted the bullet??

The invitation is out there to have her baptism right here at Landover Baptist. We can accommodate her schedule. What cannot be tolerated is delay in getting this done.

[Johny Joe Hold]

President Trump said many times after his indictment hearings he was suffering them so we regular people would not have to. He is the last wall of defense from the liberals and the Godless. The bullet that cut his ear was meant for all of us. Really, this is the Jesus story in real time.

Trump delivers fiery post-indictment speech: 'They're coming after you' (nbcnews.com)

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

If anything, the assassination attempt shows that Mr. Trump is the only one standing between you and the gun maniacs. Well, technically it was another guy that took the bullet, but the point stands: if it wasn't for Trump, regular Americans would be getting shot.

[Johny Joe Hold]

What really annoys me about some of our fellow Republicans is them saying the attempted assassination of President Trump will "turn him into a real Christian." President Trump is already a real Christian. He has a collection of Bibles. He has had his picture taken with a Bible in front of a church. He has been endorsed by some of the most prominent evangelical TV preachers. He has a small army of Christian "advisors" including a famous prosperity gospel preacher the Rev. Paula White. He appointed anti-abortion judges to the Supreme Court.

I'm making my demand public right here: Get off the President's case about the sincerity of his Christian faith.

Greg Laurie: Assassination attempt may be turning point for Trump | Politics (christianpost.com)

[Johny Joe Hold]

Well! I must say, isn't that a nice kick in the teeth? Here we are, thinking that our beloved President Trump has surrounded himself with the very best people, and then this comes up. I wonder which of his advisors did not do a thorough check into Mrs. Vance's background? And, something else: I cannot forget the disgraceful words that Mr. Vance — himself — has said about President Trump. Oh, I know that his unkind and cruel comments were from a few years ago, but are we quite sure that he can be trusted now?

I shall include a snippet of an article, and I do apologize for linking to a LIE-beral site, but this is what Agatha (my sister) sent to me.

Dear Mayor Hold, would it be possible for you to kindly call President Trump and to warn him of the dangerous words from J. D. Vance? I do think that our President deserves someone who is truly truthful, and not someone with such a checkered background — or a foreign wife!

President Trump needs to know about this for sure. He is a busy man but cannot allow a Hindu on the inside of his administration. I'll see what I can do.

[Isabella White]

We at Landover Baptist have some work to do. JD Vance, President Trump's choice as VP has a wife whose first name is "Usha." That's right, Hindu. This woman needs to convert NOW to Christianity. We need someone with contacts to meet with her and lay down this requirement.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/usha-vance-yale-law-graduate-152605225.html

Well! I must say, isn't that a nice kick in the teeth? Here we are, thinking that our beloved President Trump has surrounded himself with the very best people, and then this comes up. I wonder which of his advisors did not do a thorough check into Mrs. Vance's background? And, something else: I cannot forget the disgraceful words that Mr. Vance — himself — has said about President Trump. Oh, I know that his unkind and cruel comments were from a few years ago, but are we quite sure that he can be trusted now?

I shall include a snippet of an article, and I do apologize for linking to a LIE-beral site, but this is what Agatha (my sister) sent to me.

Why you shouldn't vote for Trump, according to JD Vance

I’m a “never Trump” guy. I never liked him.¹

I don’t know who I’m gonna vote for. I’m definitely not gonna vote for Trump because I think that he’s projecting very complex problems onto simple villains.² I quickly realized that Trump’s actual policy proposals, such as they are, range from immoral to absurd.³

But I’m not surprised by Trump’s rise, and I think the entire [Republican] Party has only itself to blame. We are, whether we like it or not, the party of lower-income, lower-education white people, and I have been saying for a long time that we need to offer those people SOMETHING (and hell, maybe even expand our appeal to working class black people in the process) or a demagogue would. We are now at that point. Trump is the fruit of the party’s collective neglect. … I go back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical a**hole like Nixon who wouldn’t be that bad (and might even prove useful) or that he’s America’s Hitler. How’s that for discouraging?⁹

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/7/16/2254701/-Why-you-shouldn-t-vote-for-Trump-according-to-JD-Vance?pm_campaign=front_page&pm_source=top_news_sl ot_1&pm_medium=web

Dear Mayor Hold, would it be possible for you to kindly call President Trump and to warn him of the dangerous words from J. D. Vance? I do think that our President deserves someone who is truly truthful, and not someone with such a checkered background — or a foreign wife!

[handmaiden]

Brother Mayor, as distressing as Vice President Vance's choice of a wife may be, it could prove useful politically. After all, Pretending Vice President Harris is surely expecting to tie up the brown ladies vote but now some of them may be siphoned off to our side.

It does make it a little more complicated to target Harris' ethnicity as a problem, but we at LBC still know that the Jews killed Jesus and yet we welcome Stephen Miller's efforts on our behalf. We are nothing if not flexible while standing firm in our convictions.

[Johny Joe Hold]

We at Landover Baptist have some work to do. JD Vance, President Trump's choice as VP has a wife whose first name is "Usha." That's right, Hindu. This woman needs to convert NOW to Christianity. We need someone with contacts to meet with her and lay down this requirement.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/usha-vance-yale-law-graduate-152605225.html

[Isabella White]

Praise Jesus! When will these corrupt courts get a clue and realize that Trump can do no wrong?

Judge dismisses Trump documents case over special counsel appointment

https://www.npr.org/2024/07/15/g-s1-10379/trump-documents-case-dismissed

Yes indeed, dear Bezukhov. This Judge Canon can do no wrong. She has proved herself immaculately. The blessed should be tremendously proud to have her on the Supreme Court, — and, as a powerful force of protection for all that is good and holy! What marvellous attributes she has shown in this FAKE "stolen documents" case. May bless Judge Canon for her courage and sterling character!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Praise Jesus! When will these corrupt courts get a clue and realize that Trump can do no wrong?

Judge dismisses Trump documents case over special counsel appointment

https://www.npr.org/2024/07/15/g-s1-10379/trump-documents-case-dismissed

Mark my words, this is a judge headed to the Supreme Court.

[Bezukhov]

Praise Jesus! When will these corrupt courts get a clue and realize that Trump can do no wrong?

Judge dismisses Trump documents case over special counsel appointment

https://www.npr.org/2024/07/15/g-s1-10379/trump-documents-case-dismissed

[Johny Joe Hold]

I just learned from a reliable source that Democrats want illegals to be allowed to vote. This is an outrage. Trump was right to say the 2020 election was a fraud and he will be right to say it again if Biden wins this year. Honest elections elect honest candidates. When dishonest people are elected, Biden, we know the ballet counting was dishonest. Trump has always said he will agree with the results if the election is honest.

Rep. Tenney: Democrats Are Going To Push For Non-Citizen Voting, They Need More People To Vote For Them | Video | RealClearPolitics

[handmaiden]

Thank you for noting that practice, Sister Handmaiden. That would be a perfect ceremony tor the Trump Inauguration ceremony. The question is which woman, or women, would receive the honor of washing Trump's feet? Naturally, we would think of Melania would have first dibs. But why not several women? Maybe some of the female personalities who have been so critical of him would have the chance to make amends. I'm thinking if she started letting her hair grow out right now, Rachael Maddow.

I am heartened by your acknowledgement, Brother Mayor. And I agree that Rachel Maddow needs to let her her grow out in order to mimic this beautiful, spiritual service.



All this young lady needs is a pair of eyeglasses.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Speaking of our Beloved President Trump, has anyone heard about some so-called Epstein Papers or whatever? According to one made up, salacious report, Trump had two 12 year olds "attend" him.

Now, I know what the Lie-bral Lying Party of Liars would like to make people think that means, but I am sure that, like Our Dear Lord and Savior, those young ladies were merely wahing their feet with their grateful tears and drying those feet with their hair.

If it was good enough for Jesus, then it is good enough for Trump.

Thank you for noting that practice, Sister Handmaiden. That would be a perfect ceremony tor the Trump Inauguration ceremony. The question is which woman, or women, would receive the honor of washing Trump's feet? Naturally, we would think of Melania would have first dibs. But why not several women? Maybe some of the female personalities who have been so critical of him would have the chance to make amends. I'm thinking if she started letting her hair grow out right now, Rachael Maddow.