[Johny Joe Hold]

Now that President Trump is pardoning people for state crimes, I wonder if he'd issue a pardon to me for those totally fake news pandering convictions that arose that time I tried to get Sen. Larry Craig's autograph by tapping my shoe in the men's room stall next to his.

Thank you remembering Larry, Brother Dnow. So many have forgotten the injustice done to a politician who stood firmly against homer marriage and homerism in general. Law enforcement should focus on real crimes instead of tapping the toes of straight men in the Minneapolis airport. Larry's wide stance caused his foot to goes under the stall barrier. President Trump needs to issue a pardon right now.