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  • Herman Periwinkle
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2015
    • 82

    #1

    World's Only GOP Negro Has Good Idea

    Ben Carson, the negro who supports the Republican party, is calling for a ban on Muslim food. The boy was talking to a crowd of hebrews at a jew conference. They invited him to speak after hearing he might be a "doctor" in addition to being the negro who supports the GOP. Republican insiders were calling the event "Benny and the Jews".

    During his speech, the colored told the jews that hummus was islamic-based and therefore unsavory. The jews applauded his aptitude for identifying muslim foods and agreed that he is probably a doctor since he labeled it dangerous. After the speech, sources indicate the jews provided a loan to the negro which he promised to pay back in a timely fashion. There is no word yet on any entertainment contracts that may have been brokered between them.
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    Your Faithful Usher in Christ Jesus,
    Herman T. Periwinkle


    Mark 16:18 - They shall take vp serpents, and if they drinke any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them, they shall lay hands on the sicke, and they shall recouer.
  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #2
    Re: World's Only GOP Negro Has Good Idea

    I think the boy here is brilliant - get the mooselimbs to self-deport by banning their food (or find Jesus through bacon). Ben Carson definitely has the job as Secretary of State in a Donald Trump administration.

    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • Youth Minister Harry
      Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 832

      #3
      Re: World's Only GOP Negro Has Good Idea

      "...if it wasn't for alcohol, liberal women might never have children."

      Hallelujah! The man in the video is wise! Praise God!
      Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
      -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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      • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
        An old soul
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2013
        • 4959

        #4
        Re: World's Only GOP Negro Has Good Idea

        That is a rallying cry that the whole nation can get behind! Women and liberals are rising up to fight as we speak, hallelujah. Anyone who feels excluded by his message - i.e. islamics, vegetarians, non-drinkers, women, liberals, apathetic people, couch potatoes - are basically terrorists.
        If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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